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Old 04-19-2018, 06:26 AM
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I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:11 AM
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No, never give up! Never surrender!
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:56 AM
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Is this the end of Rico?
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Old 04-19-2018, 10:25 AM
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You always were an asshole, Gorman!
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Old 04-19-2018, 11:53 AM
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Oh, you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole.
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:58 PM
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You're a disgrace to depression.
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:47 PM
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I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.
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Old 04-19-2018, 04:15 PM
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Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.
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Old 04-19-2018, 08:48 PM
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Are you mocking me?
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Old 04-20-2018, 08:14 AM
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Once I was a real turtle.
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Old 04-20-2018, 01:45 PM
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Hold onto your shells!
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Old 04-20-2018, 04:07 PM
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
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Old 04-20-2018, 04:18 PM
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This one's for your warden!
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Old 04-20-2018, 06:20 PM
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Only guilty man in Shawshank.
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Old 04-20-2018, 08:32 PM
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"Boss. Saw me a mouse go by."

"Can't put anything over on you."
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Old 04-21-2018, 02:57 PM
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Why do you keep looking over there for? Look at me.
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Old 04-21-2018, 05:59 PM
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Your eyes are getting heavy. You are getting sleepy... sleepy...
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Old 04-21-2018, 09:55 PM
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Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman. Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree...
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Old 04-22-2018, 09:08 AM
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You know, you are sexually notorious.
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:07 PM
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Luckily, I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:33 PM
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Hey Stifler, how's the man chowder?
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Old 04-24-2018, 12:08 PM
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I don't know what to say.
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Old 04-25-2018, 01:44 AM
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You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. And I'm glad, because there's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say: "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:24 AM
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Whoa, what did I tell you about talking to me?
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:54 AM
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Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:19 AM
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Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?
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Old 04-25-2018, 03:47 PM
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It's a recipe for disaster.
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Old 04-26-2018, 08:46 AM
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I'm not gonna hurt you, I just want to chew on your neck!
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Old 04-26-2018, 10:01 AM
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I've drained you to the point of death. If I leave you here, you'll die. Or you can be young always, my friend, as we are now. But you must tell me -- will you come, or no?
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Old 04-26-2018, 11:48 AM
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"A creature that gestates inside a human host, and has concentrated acid for blood." These are your words.

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Old 04-26-2018, 04:02 PM
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And the resulting chemistry, whether good, bad, or indifferent, is never predictable.
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Old 04-26-2018, 06:34 PM
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Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?
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Old 04-27-2018, 10:27 AM
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I guess some like it hot.
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Old 04-27-2018, 10:30 AM
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The cold never bothered me anyway.
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Old 04-27-2018, 12:53 PM
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Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.
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Old 04-27-2018, 03:26 PM
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But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:09 PM
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Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:45 PM
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I met Death today. We are playing chess.
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Old 04-27-2018, 08:01 PM
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I am Death. Vengeance is mine! God's fury rains down on you!
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Old 04-27-2018, 09:58 PM
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And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you!
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:02 PM
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You have not answered his question. What does God need with a starship?
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Old 04-28-2018, 04:56 PM
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Jim, these are not robot questions.
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Old 04-28-2018, 06:25 PM
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How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.
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Old 04-28-2018, 09:15 PM
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What's so special about the cheesemakers?
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Old 04-29-2018, 10:22 AM
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Oh, I do love a bit of gorgonzola!
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:22 PM
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I want someone to eat cheese with.
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Old 04-29-2018, 01:09 PM
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"Rufus Prime, please, share with us your wisdom. What is the meaning of life?"

"Hmm, CHEEEEEEESE!"

"You owe me a buck."
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Old 04-29-2018, 09:26 PM
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Old 04-30-2018, 01:26 PM
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That's a bargain all right, but a bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need.
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Old 04-30-2018, 03:45 PM
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Right noble Burgundy,
When she was dear to us, we did hold her so;
But now her price is fall'n.
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