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Old 01-07-2019, 04:01 PM
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Literal complaints at lyrics

"I got a girl, she lives up the hill.
She won't do it, but her sister will."

Oh, nice - screwing around on your woman?

"You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard
You gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm
You gotta stay together"

Oh fuck so off with the checklist horseshit.

"Take my hand and pull me down,
But I'll put up with it,
Cause I'm easy" (Kieth Carridine's one-hit wonder)

Right - you do wimpy you, then.

"I hear the to-tal mass re-tain!"

Oh what abstruse horse-hockey are you going on about now, Jon Anderson?

"It's a clean machine!"

Aren't you just the quaintest sod.

Should come up with a few more after some more lawnchair contemplations......


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