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I do not mean to pry... but you do not, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your left hand?

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(This was actually a character's first line from the 80s tear-jerker Terms of Endearment) "Nice to meet you. I hear you have cancer."

And from my own collection of sure-fired conversation starters:

"Wow, that's some fragrant farts you have there. What have you been eating?"
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