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Old 11-08-2015, 04:51 AM
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Let's come up with some great new euphemisms !


Don't Say: "I live in my parent's basement"

Say: "I've got an earth loft. Rent-controlled."
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Old 11-08-2015, 05:40 AM
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Welllll..recent classics are allowed too.

Don't Say: "I lost the internal power struggle and I now I've got to leave the organisation, but I was so sure I'd win that I haden't got anything lined up"

Say: "I want to spend more time with my family."
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Old 11-08-2015, 04:56 PM
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Was this intended for a different forum?
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Old 11-08-2015, 05:01 PM
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Was this intended for a different forum?
Don't say "Was this intended for a different forum?" Ask if you intended to broaden the horizons of all SDMB posters.
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I wasn't sure where to put it. If you think it is better suited elsewhere, I'd appreciate a move !
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Old 11-08-2015, 05:07 PM
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Back when I was a word processor, I used to tell people that I was a Syntactical Maintenance Technician.
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Old 11-09-2015, 05:00 AM
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Well, at one time, instead of saying "Tell somebody who cares" we'd say "That sounds like a personal problem." or "Would you like a chit to speak to the chaplain?" but I'm not sure that's what you're looking for.
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Don't say you're reviving dead threads, say you're a topic resuscitator.
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Old 10-06-2019, 09:56 PM
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Don't say: I farted.
Say: I have contributed to our olfactory ambiance.
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Overweight? No, say you have an unrequested calorie surplus.
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Old 10-08-2019, 01:54 AM
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When I was a SAHM I used to tell people, especially any pretentious ones, that I was a domestic engineer running an 8-unit facility with one assistant.
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Old 10-08-2019, 02:24 AM
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Don't say, "I have no clue," but "I'm working in interrupt mode with no stack."
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Don't say you're bored, say you are eagerly awaiting items of interest to catch your eye.
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Don’t say this thread is dying, say the contributors are extremely deliberate.
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Old 10-27-2019, 12:54 AM
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I like that one. Wait...

I appreciate the thought process that went into that wholly accurate statement.
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