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Oglaf 04-14-2019


40 tonnes of kibble

If only God hadn't called Noah by name, I would have said this was the guy God tried first and fried with lightning for gross insubordination.
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I love that the god of way too much cum wears eye protection.
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Old 04-26-2019, 05:28 PM
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He did his part, but she wouldn't inflate.
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Old 06-02-2019, 09:56 PM
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https://www.oglaf.com/stumper/

That's not a riddle, that's charades!
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Old 06-02-2019, 09:59 PM
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That's not a riddle, that's charades!
Yeah, I read that one and just thought "So... that's the joke?"

They can't all knock it out of the park!
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Old 06-02-2019, 10:25 PM
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Yeah, I read that one and just thought "So... that's the joke?"

They can't all knock it out of the park!
So it wasn't just me that felt that way.
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Old 06-02-2019, 10:47 PM
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So it wasn't just me that felt that way.
Nope. I thought it as well. (But I didn't say it out loud and get disqualified.)
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Old 06-04-2019, 05:18 AM
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That's not a riddle, that's charades!
Oh that's what it's suppose to be. I thought there was a middle section missing and she was just twiddling her thumbs waiting.
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Old 08-29-2019, 08:31 AM
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Oglaf 06-25-2019


https://www.oglaf.com/cookiecutters/

It's a good thing gingerbread is easy to cut...

P.S. title should be 08-25-2019

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When the next one is published, this will be titled “Young Adult Fiction” in the archives.

A four-parter, and hilarious (again).
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"Oh my god, stick your penis in me now."
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Old 10-13-2019, 09:33 PM
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LOL great take on the way the heroine just goes along checkmarking different tropes and stock lines.

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"Oh my god, stick your penis in me now."
Then again in the Oglafverse that is just normal dialog.

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I was about to complain about another insane character in Oglaf, but then I realized that sanity is not necessarily a survival trait there.
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“Ivory is a terrible building material.”

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Old 10-14-2019, 11:36 AM
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“Ivory is a terrible building material.”

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"Ivory Towers".
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I've trying to get caught back up...
I'm missing something on https://www.oglaf.com/dead-wood/

I hope that url works, I'm at work and can't visit the page.

Magic stick follows animated death log, then they both disappear? Although the idea that you have to poke something with a stick is funny enough.
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Old 10-14-2019, 05:45 PM
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I've trying to get caught back up...
I'm missing something on https://www.oglaf.com/dead-wood/

I hope that url works, I'm at work and can't visit the page.

Magic stick follows animated death log, then they both disappear? Although the idea that you have to poke something with a stick is funny enough.
Unless I'm being whooshed too, it's just not that funny. Animated stick- perhaps originally from death log?- serves as distraction to allow log to escape. Alt text* is "the switch".

*not the one that shows when you hover on picture, the page-loading alt text. In Chrome, right-click page, select View Page Source and search for alt
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The killer log (see the previous update) they thought was dead is still moving around.

But it's moves somewhere they're not, so they're celebrating because the wood has left.

But they're almost certainly going to be (ahem) am-bushed by it shortly afterward.
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Old 10-14-2019, 08:16 PM
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Well, I am waiting for the next appearance of the nymphomaniac crazy black vampire Doctor Lady.

Although she is not prodigious in boobs or booty, I still will make her the next next Missus Ukulele.

“Remember.... it’s not necrophilia if the guy was alive when the sex started!”
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Well, I am waiting for the next appearance of the nymphomaniac crazy black vampire Doctor Lady.

Although she is not prodigious in boobs or booty, I still will make her the next next Missus Ukulele.

“Remember.... it’s not necrophilia if the guy was alive when the sex started!”
Ohhh, she's super cute and sexy (if also pretty crazy). Excellent choice!

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The killer log (see the previous update) they thought was dead is still moving around.

But it's moves somewhere they're not, so they're celebrating because the wood has left.

But they're almost certainly going to be (ahem) am-bushed by it shortly afterward.
Good one. I totally laughed out loud at your pun. THAT'S what should have been in the strip to make it hilarious!
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This one really made me laugh. I just love the idea of a monster having a princess-themed chew toy.
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The new one is quite cute:

https://www.oglaf.com/window/

Alt: adventures in the underworld
Title: I considered a mirror with a no-nudity policy but then you can't see yourself naked
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Old 11-03-2019, 07:41 PM
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Has there ever been a magically sentient object that wasn't a jerkass and/or stupid?
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For Warrior Princes/Princesses, they do keep their assholes remarkable pristine.

Are there bidets in this world, or do they shower twice a day?
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For Warrior Princes/Princesses, they do keep their assholes remarkable pristine.

Are there bidets in this world, or do they shower twice a day?
I suspect it's the regular rimjobs.
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For Warrior Princes/Princesses, they do keep their assholes remarkable pristine.

Are there bidets in this world, or do they shower twice a day?
And where are they getting knit panties from?
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Well, I am waiting for the next appearance of the nymphomaniac crazy black vampire Doctor Lady.
Navaan.
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Old 11-05-2019, 10:45 AM
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Thank you.

...did you know “Navaan” is “Naavan” spelled backwards? Coincidence...or conspiracy?
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