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Not sure how to respond to that, so I'll just increment the number by one.
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On this day in that year, I got no idea what happened cuz it's sunday today and I'm too damn lazy to look it up
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Same as me, I guess.
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Three hundred years before Bill Clinton was reelected as POTUS.
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Peas porridge hot....
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Peas porridge cold.
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Peas porridge in the pot,
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Old 11-12-2019, 10:32 AM
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Little Bo-Peep...
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And doesn't know where to find them.
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Leave them alone...
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... bringing their tails behind them.
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The itsy bitsy spider...
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... went up the waterspout.
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... and washed the spider out.
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... and dried up all the rain.
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... and the itsy bitsy spider...
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...climbed up the spout again!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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... and all the King's men ...
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Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty.....
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