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Here on top of Edinburgh Castle, in conditions of extreme secrecy, men are being trained for the British Army's first Kamikaze Regiment, the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders.
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To Ma Own beloved Lassie. A poem on her 17th Birthday. Lend us a couple of bob till Thursday. I'm absolutely skint. But I'm expecting a postal order and I can pay you back as soon as it comes. Love Ewan.
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Old 10-25-2019, 12:31 PM
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Old 10-25-2019, 02:08 PM
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Girl: (turning to Caskell with bated breath) "You are Sir Philip Sidney?"
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Old 10-26-2019, 07:15 PM
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Oh, that's marvelous. I mean you're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Kastner. Straight in your seat, erect, firm.
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Shut up. It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox.
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Old 10-27-2019, 06:23 PM
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My lord of Warwick. Raise high the drawbridge - Gloucester's troops approach!
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Old 10-30-2019, 03:09 PM
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Well it doesn't matter, anyway. I can hit it seven times out of ten, that's the point.
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