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Old 12-18-2012, 01:35 PM
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Howzabout 'Shirley'?
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:11 PM
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Was she the one in tan shoes?
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:17 PM
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Is she still sniffing glue?
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:06 PM
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:30 PM
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:46 PM
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:00 PM
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How does one deliver unpleasant news in the most pleasant of manners?
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:56 AM
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May I suggest a singing telegram?
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Do they still have those?
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Old 12-19-2012, 11:06 AM
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How about a nice Stripogram?
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:59 PM
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Cool, is your wife still doing those?
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Old 12-19-2012, 04:44 PM
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Is that really any of your beeswax?
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Old 12-19-2012, 04:53 PM
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You got some beeswax?
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Old 12-19-2012, 06:41 PM
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So, your wife stripes things with beeswax?
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:32 PM
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Well then, how about a nice Candystriper?
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:32 AM
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Does that involve peppermint candy?


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Old 12-20-2012, 08:55 AM
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Can I have a Candy Stripper instead?
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:09 AM
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Are you biting off more than you can chew?
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:52 PM
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How can you not have heard of this?
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:25 PM
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Is it showing my age that I didn't know that?
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Old 12-21-2012, 08:49 AM
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Just how old are you?
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Old 12-21-2012, 01:16 PM
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How can someone not know what a candy striper is?
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:01 PM
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Have you considered the possibility that some people were raised as feral children?
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:04 PM
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Have you considered the possibility that more people were killed as fetal children?
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Old 12-21-2012, 04:03 PM
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What's that got to do with the price of fish?
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Old 12-21-2012, 04:19 PM
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Is this thread running out of enthusiasm?
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Old 12-21-2012, 04:37 PM
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Would you say that enthusiasm for this thread has been curbed?
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:13 PM
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Wouldn't you agree the Seinfeld finale was subpar?
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Don't you think that was the point of it all?
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:29 AM
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But was any episode of any TV show ever better than The Contest?
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What's The Contest?
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:50 AM
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You mean you haven't heard of "The Contest", which was an episode of Seinfeld?
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Old 12-22-2012, 11:08 AM
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Are you trying to derail this thread?
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Old 12-22-2012, 08:17 PM
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How do you know what he's doing?
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Old 12-22-2012, 11:44 PM
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How do you know that I *don't* know what he's doing?
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:02 AM
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How do I know that you don't know that he doesn't know what he's doing?

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Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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Old 12-23-2012, 09:17 AM
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What the hell??!?
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:53 PM
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Does hell even exist?
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:30 PM
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Feeling the heat, are you?
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Is that sweat dripping down your face?
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Is that thicker than water?
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Are you asking us or telling us?
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Old 12-24-2012, 12:53 AM
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