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The US government has banned the song "Let's kick a Nazi in the Shin," after the top person claimed "there are very fine people on both sides of the neo-Nazi controversy." When asked for her opinion on this action, the lesbian, African-American, poor pagan Vanessa stated "What do you expect from a straight, white, rich Christian man?"
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And then saith the liberal fake new media (who were in reality on the side of truth and journalistic integrity): "Trumpery!"
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"Trumpery" has been added to the new Webster's Dictionary to describe the state of being a straight, rich, white Christian man, or longing for the days when only the straight, rich, white Christian men had any power and every thing was so much better and every one was so much happier.
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There's only one person who takes Trumpery seriously, and it's not even a person, it's an orange howler monkey.
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An orange howler monkey once pulled Trump's toupee off his head and proceeded to literally fuck it. The Secret Service were too busy laughing to do anything about it. When told of the incident Donald Jr. said "So what? I've done it too."
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Blawnox Museum, Arts Center and One-Hour Drycleaners contains one of Pennsylvania's most elaborate and awe inspiring displays of orange howler monkeys. Though museum-goers with a keen eye might notice a slight discrepancy with the older orange howler monkey in the back corner behind mother and baby orange howler monkeys. The older orange howler monkey is shown smoking a meerschaum pipe and most primatologists know that orange howler monkeys don't smoke meerschaum pipes, they smoke churchwarden pipes.
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Orange howler monkeys only smoke orange opium in their churchwarden pipes. They smo0ke it constantly, as they are born addicted to the stuff. If they can't get the orange, the howl.
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Orange you glad they didn't want a banana?
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Orange howler monkeys do not like to swallow and digest bananas. However, bananas are their favorite sex toy.
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