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Jimi gave us rainbows,
And Janis took a piece of our hearts,
And Otis brought us all to the dock of a bay.
Sing a song to light my fire,
Remember Jim that way,
They've all found another place, another place to play.

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Now here's the kids from Christmas Story, Annie and her orphans
So many child actors high on Red Bull and endorphins.
They barely come up to your knees, but God, they're singing like MVPs
And they're the reason this whole season seems to look like Chuck. E. Cheese and jeez it's bigger
That's right it's bigger
Is there a Tony daycare where all of you go?
You're getting bigger
Tonight it's bigger
So do your parents set aside your Broadway dough? (Heck, no!)
When I played Doogie...never mind, on with the show
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Old 10-31-2019, 01:04 PM
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At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show
(in the back row)
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Old 10-31-2019, 03:11 PM
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The movie wasn't so hot
It didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep
Our goose is cooked
Our reputation is shot
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Old 10-31-2019, 06:22 PM
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My boyfriend's back he's gonna save my reputation
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
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Old 10-31-2019, 10:56 PM
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A woman came up to me and said
"I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas that appeal to you
Though I am not unkind"
She looked at me, I looked at something
Written across her scalp
And these are the words that it faintly said
As I tried to call for help:
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Should you worry when the skull head is in front of you
Or is it worse because it's always waiting where your eyes don't go?
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I met someone at the dog show.
She was holding my left arm.
But everyone was acting normal,
So I tried to look nonchalant.
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You're saying, no no no I must be on my way
But it really has been a pleasant night
And you go so slow, hope they'll ask you to stay
And indifference gives you a fright
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Old 11-03-2019, 06:00 PM
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We'll just stay where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
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