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Old 05-29-2015, 09:15 AM
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Cool or not cool


Here's your chance to define, once and for all, if it's cool or not cool.

I'll start...

Freddy Mercury/Queen.

Cool.

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Crocs
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Old 05-29-2015, 09:37 AM
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Crocs

Not.Cool.

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Kardashians

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Old 05-29-2015, 10:28 AM
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That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Not cool.



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Legos.
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Old 05-29-2015, 10:30 AM
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I have an 11 year old son, so I happen to know that on rainy days, Legos are VERY cool.


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Old 05-29-2015, 10:35 AM
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Like shooting fish in a barrel, then not cooking it.

Cool.


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Old 05-29-2015, 10:46 AM
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Musically, I can take Willie Nelson or leave him- but he's still undeniably cool.


The Eiffel Tower
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Old 05-29-2015, 12:42 PM
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It survived Team America (Fuck, yeah!), so, cool.

Major Don West (TV/movie)
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Old 05-29-2015, 12:48 PM
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It survived Team America (Fuck, yeah!), so, cool.

Major Don West (TV/movie)
Once cool, not anymore.

Smoking
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Cool.
I love smoking Boston butt for pulled pork.

American Indians.
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Willie? No question.

Cool.

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Craft Cocktails / Mixology
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Old 05-29-2015, 02:34 PM
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Willie? No question.

Cool.

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Craft Cocktails / Mixology
Thinks it's cool, but it really isn't. Cool people take their liquor straight, or with a simple mixer like soda.

So, not cool.

Natalie Portman.
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Still cool.


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Old 05-29-2015, 03:14 PM
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A perfectly okay actor, but not cool, and never has been.

("Remain calm! All is weeeeeelllllll!!!!!!")


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Not cool


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They're necessary, but since they make my feet sweat like a mad bastard, not at all cool.

Khaki shorts with pockets.
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Old 05-30-2015, 09:22 AM
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Cool.
I love smoking Boston butt for pulled pork.

American Indians.
jimbuff314 got skipped, so...

American Indians: cool

And to bring us fully up-to-date

Khaki shorts with pockets: also cool (provided they are knee-length; anything shorter is just weird)

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Drive-through liquor stores: Not cool.

Fauxhawks
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Only cool if you're Astro-boy.

John Denver
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Only cool if you're Astro-boy.

John Denver
Not cool.

John Lennon.
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Cool (very talented but a jerk to many of those around him).

Ringo Starr.
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Cool (very talented but a jerk to many of those around him).

Ringo Starr.
Once a Beatle, always a Beatle! Cool in my book.

Law & Order
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Law & Order
Jerry Orbach and Chris Noth, very cool.


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Jerry Orbach and Chris Noth, very cool.


Sushi
Cool.

Hunting
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For sport? No. For the practical purposes of providing food for yourself and/or family? Mos def yes.


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Old 06-01-2015, 03:54 PM
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For sport? No. For the practical purposes of providing food for yourself and/or family? Mos def yes.


The A-10 Warthog
Cool.

Single Malt Whiskey
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Cool.

Buddy Holly glasses.
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:17 PM
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Not cool, but may be again.


Television nudity.
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Depending on who I'm looking at, cool. Potentially very cool.

Sax and violins on TV.
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Not cool unless accompanied by Saxon Violence

Technivorm Moccamasters.
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Never heard of 'em before, but cool.

Ray Charles.
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Never heard of 'em before, but cool.

Ray Charles.
Very cool.


Wayfarer sunglasses
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When are sunglasses ever not cool?


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Some models are very cool, but they have too many generic SUVs now.


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Only cool for target practice.


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Not cool.

Jack Daniels.
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Not cool.

Jack Daniels.
Cool, except with Diet Coke.

Cats (the pet, not the Broadway musical).
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Cats (the pet, not the Broadway musical):

Definitely cool.

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Not cool. Sorry.

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Not cool. Sorry.

Archer
Very Cool

Mustaches.
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Mustaches, like my own, very cool.



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Mustaches, like my own, very cool.



Sideburns
Well, anything the King made famous has to be a little cool! Cool.

Plaid miniskirts
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On the right kind of girl, very cool.

Airboats.
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Cool.


Network optimization. ;-)
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Nerdy, but cool.

Snake Plissken.
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Snake is the coolest.

Normcore.
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Not sure if this is cool as it is so cyclical. I seem to recall a movement called the blands that essentially tried to do the same thing but my Google fu came up empty. I vote not cool.

Fedoras.

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Not cool unless you're Indiana Jones.

Han Solo.
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Old 06-04-2015, 04:37 PM
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Cool. And he shot first.


The Royal Family.
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