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Old 10-12-2016, 10:36 AM
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Flight times cut in 1/2 would you rather learn sky diving or scuba diving?
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:03 AM
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Sky diving. Never tried it, and would like to someday.

Cheddar or Swiss?
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:24 AM
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Both are pretty inoffensive and a bit bland but what's not to like about Swiss?

Would you rather be attacked by pirates, ninjas, or zombies?
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Old 10-12-2016, 03:11 PM
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Pirates. They have a code, right? Assuming we're talking about Captain Sparrow and not Captain Phillips.

Being able to breathe and see underwater or fly?
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Old 10-13-2016, 03:18 PM
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If I can fly faster than 24 mph, I choose flying. Man it would be great to get to work without having to deal with traffic.

Would you rather have a frog in your pants, or a snake in your underwear drawer?
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Old 10-13-2016, 04:08 PM
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Frog, without question.

Lose one pinky or both little toes?
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Old 10-13-2016, 08:49 PM
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pinky~~~~~~Would you rather play "Mother may I" or "Red Light Green Light"?
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Old 10-13-2016, 09:02 PM
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pinky~~~~~~Would you rather play "Mother may I" or "Red Light Green Light"?
Red Light, Green Light.

Barbershop quartet, or Gilbert and Sullivan?
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Old 10-14-2016, 01:34 PM
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Gilbert and Sullivan

Live in a human-sized nest of large pillows and cotton sheets or a castle made of Velveeta bricks?

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Old 10-14-2016, 01:59 PM
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We were just considering that very question the other day (probably comes up a lot in your home too) and the consensus was that the pillow & sheet nest, not only provided a more dignified living arrangement, but was less likely over time to smell.

Be Spiderman or the Green Arrow?
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Old 10-14-2016, 03:39 PM
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Spiderman, baby. That'd be cool.

Sneeze or cough?
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Old 10-14-2016, 06:48 PM
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sneeze please Would you rather have a vacation in Alaska or Hawaii?
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Old 10-14-2016, 07:43 PM
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I've never been to Alaska, so I choose that, but can I wait until next summer to go?

Would you rather have dinner with Donald Trump or Rush Limbaugh?
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Old 10-15-2016, 12:37 AM
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Donald Trump, so I could relentlessly criticize him to his face.

Would you rather have dinner with Mitch McConnell or Harry Reid?
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Old 10-16-2016, 03:30 AM
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Harry Reid. I couldn't eat and look at Mitch McConnell at the same time.

Would you rather stub your toe or bite your tongue?
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Old 10-16-2016, 10:17 PM
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Stub my toe.

Would you rather go someplace by yourself, or as a tag-along with a couple on their third date?
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Old 10-16-2016, 10:35 PM
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Go out alone.

During the next debate, have Trump take a swing at Hillary and miss or speak any five words of your choosing?
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Old 10-17-2016, 05:32 AM
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Taking a swing at Hillary would just fire up his base. "I had sex with Ivanka" would end his campaign (but also fire up some of his base).

Sky dive or hang glide?
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Old 10-17-2016, 10:29 AM
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Neither, but I'll take hang gliding over sky diving.

Own a really nice, friendly 150 pound dog, or a very mean, nasty 5 pound cat?
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Old 10-17-2016, 11:13 AM
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Dog. A cat of any size or temperament is a curse (sorry.)

Get $100,000 deposited into your bank account or $1,000,000 in pennies (which you can't convert or deposit before spending?)
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Old 10-17-2016, 02:48 PM
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Taking a swing at Hillary would just fire up his base. "I had sex with Ivanka" would end his campaign (but also fire up some of his base)....
I think you really should work the F-bomb in there.

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Can't convert or deposit that many pennies? Sheesh. Guess I'll take convenience over wealth - gimme the hundred grand, please.
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Old 10-17-2016, 05:58 PM
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I think you really should work the F-bomb in there.
I was actually thinking the N-word. Even more inflammatory and closer to reality than any of his supporters would be willing to admit.


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Can't convert or deposit that many pennies? Sheesh. Guess I'll take convenience over wealth - gimme the hundred grand, please.
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Old 10-17-2016, 06:13 PM
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Catch a poisonous snake with your bare hands or wrestle a bull elk to the ground?
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catch a snake ~better odds Would you live a life with unlimited $ but die at age 35 or live in poverty to age 90

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Old 10-17-2016, 09:28 PM
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Have money until age 35. I already had 30 years of poverty. That's enough. 60 more years of poverty, plus being old. ::shudder:: too awful to think about.

Would you rather be an asshole or a chump?
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A chump. I'm more comfortable with that already.

Unfixably bad breath or unfixably ugly teeth?
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Old 10-18-2016, 09:20 AM
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Bad breath. I can take a lifetime of breath sprays.

Be ugly but 36-24336, or be beautiful but 36-36-36.
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Old 10-18-2016, 09:33 AM
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Don't know about that first number, but I guess Option B. People tend to focus on one's face rather than one's body in most situations.

Visit Honolulu or San Francisco?
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Old 10-18-2016, 02:12 PM
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Honolulu. It's lovely every time of year.

Immortality or mortality?
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Old 10-18-2016, 02:26 PM
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mortality, I've packed several lives into this trip ~~ would you rather shave your head or dye your hair permanent hot pink?
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Old 10-18-2016, 03:03 PM
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Assuming it'll grow back, hand me the razor. Assuming it won't, hand me the razor.

Phil Hartman's Trump or Alec Baldwin's Trump?
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Old 10-18-2016, 05:00 PM
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I am really loving Alec's Trump, but I miss Phil Hartman so much, so I am going with Phil.

Spend a crowded, hour-long subway ride next to someone reeking of cigarette smoke or reeking of weed?
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Old 10-18-2016, 05:11 PM
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Weed. I don't even know what weed smells like, so I'm curious.


Retire as a Supreme Court justice in ailing health for medical treatment, but have a president whose political views are the opposite of yours to appoint your SCOTUS replacement, or...................Stay on as Supreme Court justice for 8 more years, in miserable health, but the new president elected after those 8 years will appoint a SCOTUS replacement for you whose political views line up exactly with yours?
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I don't even know what weed smells like, so I'm curious.
Welcome to Earth, when did you arrive? You should take a ride on BART. That smell? It's weed.
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Old 10-18-2016, 09:40 PM
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...Retire as a Supreme Court justice in ailing health for medical treatment, but have a president whose political views are the opposite of yours to appoint your SCOTUS replacement, or...................Stay on as Supreme Court justice for 8 more years, in miserable health, but the new president elected after those 8 years will appoint a SCOTUS replacement for you whose political views line up exactly with yours?
I'm both a partisan and a creature of duty, so Option B.

Have either a tame Komodo dragon or a tame cheetah as a pet?
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Old 10-19-2016, 02:23 AM
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Cheetah. If I’m going to have a pet big enough to eat me, I want one that can form an emotional bond.

Would you rather die a spectacularly heroic death, saving innumerable innocents and be celebrated and honoured for the next thousand years, OR would you like to have a piece of delicious cake?
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Old 10-19-2016, 09:13 AM
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Celebrated death. I've eaten enough cake in my lifetime.

Have a life full of heroic adventures with every day being different and dying at 40, or living a very mundane, monotonous life and dying at 90?
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Old 10-19-2016, 10:38 AM
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Die younger but more exciting for me, please.

Have a five-minute chat with Queen Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II?
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Old 10-19-2016, 03:51 PM
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Elizabeth the First. I want the history details.

Eat in an expensive restaurant or cook a five course meal from scratch (both are sublime, delicious, will be talked about for ages and your enemies will weep at your skills.)
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Old 10-19-2016, 04:34 PM
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Culinary skill is admirable, but so is paying someone else who has it. Check please.

Go a day wearing very uncomfortable shoes or extremely tight underwear?
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Old 10-19-2016, 05:43 PM
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Shoes I can always kick off while I am at my desk.

Would you rather have Barney Rubble or Boo Boo Bear as your sidekick?
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Old 10-20-2016, 12:02 AM
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Barney, I guess, although they're both kind of annoying.

Bill or Melania give you a footrub?
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Old 10-20-2016, 08:00 AM
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I'm sure they both have soft hands, I choose Melania ~~~ Would you rather marry money or beauty?
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Money. Beauty fades.

Marry Scarlett O'Hara or Melanie Wilkes?
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Old 10-20-2016, 10:08 AM
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(My grandmother said that when you marry for money, you earn every penny).

Scarlett was prettier, a lot more interesting, and almost certainly better in the sack.

Hot coffee or iced tea?
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Old 10-20-2016, 10:16 AM
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(Grandma's smart) Iced Tea, can't do coffee anymore ~~~~Blond or Brunette?
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Old 10-20-2016, 10:23 AM
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Hubby's brunette. so that's settled.

At work:
1) Belt falls in toilet after you're done peeing

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2) Folder cut (not paper cut) between your fingers.

(This happened to me. On the same damn day. Plus we found out we'd screwed something up for a client.)
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Old 10-20-2016, 10:39 AM
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Throw the belt away.

Don't vote at all or vote for Hillary on the condition you must forever claim to have voted for Trump whenever asked or drawn into a discussion on the topic?
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Old 10-20-2016, 02:07 PM
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Can I wink and smile a lot while I say I voted for Trump? I'll do that.

Design a complex software project or reconfigure your computer so Visual Studio 2013 works properly?

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Design my own (if I was a lot smarter than I am now.)

Drink from a glass of water you found on a train or bathe in bathwater previously used by a stranger?
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