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Old 10-22-2016, 02:11 PM
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Bathe. I don't know what's in the glass, but bath water is less apt to be toxic.

Lose your iPhone or your pet?

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Old 10-22-2016, 02:19 PM
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I don't have an IPhone, but I do have a cellphone. I'd lose that before I lost either our cat or our dog.

Yellow Lab dog or gray tabby cat?
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Old 10-22-2016, 08:35 PM
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I'll take the cat ... not that I dislike yellow labs.

Eat an apple core or an orange rind?
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Old 10-22-2016, 10:41 PM
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Uh... I guess the orange rind. At least it won't scratch my throat.

Tug on Superman's cape or spit in the wind?
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Old 10-23-2016, 07:36 AM
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spit mixed with a bit of dust in the wind ~~~~ Would you rather put the lime in the coconut or call me in the morning?
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Old 10-23-2016, 05:45 PM
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I like both lime and coconut (although I'm sure you're fabulous as well.)

Mix chocolate with your peanut butter or peanut butter with your chocolate?
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Old 10-23-2016, 11:19 PM
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Yes!

Oh, all right, if I have to choose... mix peanut butter with my chocolate.

Next to die: Paul or Ringo?
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Old 10-23-2016, 11:38 PM
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Paul (Only because he's lost a loved one) Would you rather have an indoor or outdoor job?
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Old 10-24-2016, 01:13 PM
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Indoor.

Would you rather live a year in your favorite book or go back in time to any point you choose?
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Old 10-24-2016, 01:22 PM
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Go back in time. Hello, William Shakespeare.

Bring Shakespeare or Mozart ahead in time to today?
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Old 10-24-2016, 01:44 PM
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Shakespeare.

Become a good player of an instrument of your choosing or a true virtuoso in an instrument of my choosing (no hints)?

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Old 10-24-2016, 01:52 PM
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You choose (but now you have to tell me). I'll try to build a performing career around it somehow.

Shrimp cocktail or scampi?
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Old 10-24-2016, 02:29 PM
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Scampi. Cold shrimp aren't my thing.

Would you rather eat Chinese hot mustard or ghost peppers?
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Old 10-24-2016, 04:07 PM
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You choose (but now you have to tell me). I'll try to build a performing career around it somehow.

Shrimp cocktail or scampi?
Vibraphone. Off you go!
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Old 10-24-2016, 04:08 PM
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Definitely hot mustard. Not nearly as many hospitalizations with that stuff.

Spend four years in a Trump America or one year in Somalia?
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Old 10-24-2016, 04:21 PM
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Somalia; I like travel abroad.

8 years of President Trump, or 12 years of President Cruz-then-Pence-then-Rubio?
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Old 10-24-2016, 05:18 PM
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Cruz-Pence-Rubio

Would you rather know who let the dogs out, or who DID kill the deputy?

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Old 10-24-2016, 11:17 PM
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Vibraphone. Off you go!
:: grits teeth ::

OK, this might take awhile.

In play:

The deputy. I already know the answer to the first: http://jokideo.com/wp-content/upload...25997425_n.jpg

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Visit Tokyo or Beijing?
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Old 10-25-2016, 12:53 AM
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Tokyo.

PhD in Physics or Chemistry?
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Old 10-25-2016, 01:30 AM
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Physics.

Oscar of your choosing or Olympic Gold Medal in your favorite sport?
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Old 10-25-2016, 09:31 AM
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An Oscar, definitely. And can I see that it's awarded to someone other than me? Because Bradley Cooper should've won it for Best Actor in Limitless.

Dinner with Bradley Cooper or Robert De Niro?
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Old 10-25-2016, 09:36 AM
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Bradley Cooper seems much more interesting.

Star in an off-Broadway musical written by nobodies but that looks promising, or have a minor role in a movie based on a best selling book directed by and starring major talents?

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Old 10-25-2016, 09:53 AM
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Minor role. I even know which one.

Direct an episode of your favorite TV show or sing karaoke with your favorite musician?
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Old 10-25-2016, 10:00 AM
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Sing ~with Patsy Cline ~ Would you rather loose your sense of smell or taste?

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Old 10-25-2016, 11:17 AM
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Well, if your sense of smell goes, so goes your sense of taste. So I guess taste. At least I could still smell stuff!

Babysit for an infant or a toddler?
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Old 10-25-2016, 11:22 AM
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A toddler. He or she can at least tell you where he or she hurts.

Be 21 again, or have millions of dollars?

ETA: I have no sense of smell. I can still taste fine.

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Old 10-25-2016, 11:44 AM
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Assuming I get to take my memories and knowledge with me, I'll be 21 again.

Give up riding in cars forever or eat only from 7-11 for the rest of your life?
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Old 10-25-2016, 03:35 PM
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Riding in cars. I mostly walk or take buses anyway.

Inherit Trump's fortune if you let him be President for eight years, or inherit the Clinton's fortune but don't let her be President.
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Old 10-26-2016, 12:54 AM
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Either of those, practically speaking, means I'll be stuck with a President Trump, which sucks. I guess I'll go with Option B, since at least that doesn't guarantee him eight years in office (and - bonus! - I get all of Hillary's money).

In ten years, Moon colony or manned Mars landing?
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Old 10-26-2016, 04:47 AM
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Mar's ~~many Earthly similarities would you rather work on a fishing fleet out of Alaska or drive semi truck in Alaska?

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Old 10-26-2016, 10:12 AM
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I get seasick easily, so gimme the keys, I'll drive the truck.

Visit Juneau or Anchorage?
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Old 10-26-2016, 02:05 PM
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Juneau is closer.

Have your mouth permanently look like you're wearing novelty wax lips or your eyes permanently look like you're wearing a pair of novelty googly-eye glasses?
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Old 10-27-2016, 06:17 AM
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oh wow going with the wax lips ~~~would you rather have your eyebrows or eyeliner tattooed on?
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Old 10-27-2016, 11:13 AM
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Eyebrows, if I must, since as a dude I really don't want to be wearing eyeliner.

Tag along for a night of crime-fighting with Superman or Batman?
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Old 10-27-2016, 12:06 PM
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Batman.


Would you rather be trapped in a Boeing 747 cabin for three days (you and a handful of friends, with adequate food, water, etc.) or trapped inside a large Navy submarine for a month (again, you and a handful of friends, with all adequate supplies)?
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Old 10-27-2016, 02:10 PM
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747 has windows. Plus I'll get money as part of the Passenger Rights Act or whatever it's called.

Permanently chapped lips or constant backache (it doesn't prevent you from doing anything, but it's uncomfortable.)
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Old 10-27-2016, 02:23 PM
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Lips. I have occasional backaches and the lips wouldn't bother me nearly enough.

See a favorite movie again, or a new movie you've heard good things about?
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Old 10-27-2016, 03:39 PM
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Promising new movie.

Drink a 12oz. glass of pee or 6 oz. glass of snot?
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Old 10-27-2016, 05:58 PM
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Never thought it would be so easy to choose to drink piss.

Fight a 30-year old Will Smith or a 60-year old Muhammad Ali?
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Old 10-27-2016, 07:06 PM
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Will Smith `Ali would kill me ~~~would you rather spend the night with a top model or your favorite musician?
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Old 10-28-2016, 12:10 AM
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Hmm. Sex or music. I actually had to think about that for a nanosecond. Uh... sex! Duh.

Visit Westworld or Jurassic Park before the shit hits the fan?
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Hmm. Sex or music. I actually had to think about that for a nanosecond. Uh... sex! Duh.

Visit Westworld or Jurassic Park before the shit hits the fan?
You did say before (and not AS the fan gets hit). So I go with the dinos

Have to move in with your in-laws (their house) the rest of your life or live in a Tiny House (110 square feet) alone the rest of your life?

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Old 10-28-2016, 08:56 AM
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In-laws. I get along fine with them, and they're pretty old, so....

Know your date of death, or know the outcomes of the next three U.S. presidential elections?
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Old 10-28-2016, 09:33 AM
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Election outcomes. I know I'm going to die; let's leave it at that.

Hurricane or massive blizzard?
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Old 10-28-2016, 12:17 PM
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I live in Minnesota - I'm getting the blizzard no matter what I pick. And I prepped the snowblower last weekend.

Give up TV for three years, or the Internet for one year?

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Old 10-28-2016, 12:43 PM
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TV. There are plenty of movies I could watch, and I can always catch up on TV shows on DVD later. I get too much out of the Internet (including on the Dope) to want to give that up.

Foresightedly reserve an important website address and give it to a worthy cause that didn't get it in time, or withhold it from an evil business that didn't?
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Old 10-28-2016, 03:43 PM
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Withhold. It's much harder to stop evil than find a different way to help a worthy cause.

Memorize and perform 20 minutes of dialogue from Adam Sandler's "Little Nicky" or "Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse"?
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Old 10-28-2016, 08:38 PM
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LOL, I've never seen either, so I will pick Barbie -- I think I can give a snarky interpretation of that if need be.

Spend an evening watching classical ballet or watching a classical opera?
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Old 10-28-2016, 10:54 PM
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Is the opera in Italian? I guess it doesn't matter, I don't speak ballet, either. Opera, then.

Give money to a hungry beggar knowing there's a 50/50 chance he'll use it for drugs or throw that money away?
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Ooo, toughie. I guess give it to the guy. At least it might do some good.

Prefer Cubs or Indians to win the World Series?
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