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A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your kind here." The superconductor left without resistance.
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No trying to put in a new bathroom floor without enough materials is few tile.
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Old 06-09-2018, 10:48 AM
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I'm getting Borg with this.
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I was working on updating my bathroom until I was just too pooped out.
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Old 06-10-2018, 01:33 AM
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Sigh. If you like bathroom humor, urine luck here.
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:02 AM
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I want to poo-poo that notion, right up front.
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:22 PM
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Poop is a crap palindrome.
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Old 06-11-2018, 01:01 AM
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Old 06-12-2018, 06:57 PM
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Looks like this thread is going to sink.
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It's out of plumb.
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Watch out for Beckdawrek, she can be a snake.
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Old 06-13-2018, 01:06 AM
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Just make a casual bathroom comment. There's no need to faucet.
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Old 06-13-2018, 03:12 AM
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Obviously. Tomorrow, we're expecting drain.
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:22 AM
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We'll have to get to the bottom of this.
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:29 AM
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Sam, I think I know what you're getting at, butt I'm not entirely sure.
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I think he's starting a new gluteus free diet.
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:01 AM
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And he's taking it to the maximus.
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:17 AM
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As long as hes not straining.
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Old 06-15-2018, 05:23 AM
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Keep up, Beck. You're gettig a little behind.
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:23 AM
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Old 06-15-2018, 09:32 PM
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:51 AM
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:28 AM
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That's got me stumped.
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:31 AM
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Well let's get to the root of the problem.
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Old 06-16-2018, 02:37 AM
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I knew a mathematician who kept plants in the classroom. They grew square roots.
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:05 AM
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Interesting! Did the plants multiply?
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:29 AM
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The mathematicians wanted to add extra plants, but the class was divided on the issue.
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Old 06-17-2018, 01:41 AM
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That sums up the whole story.
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Old 06-17-2018, 03:55 AM
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Maybe not, if we factor the extra plants into the equation.
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:44 AM
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I am counting tomatoes. 40 nice tomatoes and I can make tomato sauce. And that=yum!
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:51 PM
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How do you evenly divide seven apples among three people?

Make applesauce.
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:05 AM
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That's some real *awesome* sauce.
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:19 AM
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Be careful though. He could just be a bad apple.
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:34 AM
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Maybe it's just a matter of sour grapes.
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Old 06-28-2018, 10:02 PM
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:31 AM
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Have a French wine, Beck: "Wahhh, mon dieu!"
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:49 AM
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Isn't that the French anthem?
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We'll always have Paris in April.
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I guess you can take April out of Paris, but you can't take Paris out of her.
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Old 06-29-2018, 01:17 AM
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Aw, you're Lyon about that.
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Old 06-29-2018, 02:43 AM
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Ooh La La!
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Old 06-29-2018, 03:49 AM
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As a Canadian, I'm always surprised at how Americans think we speak more French than we typically do, which (for the vast majority of us) is not at all. I learned this from my friend Calais?
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You'll have to excuse my French, mon ami.
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