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I was going to do a tribute to a dead comic, but I just couldn't Hackett.
Then just do it with glee, son.
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Old 10-17-2019, 11:18 PM
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Then just do it with glee, son.
He said, responding to a Pryor post.
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Old 10-17-2019, 11:26 PM
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Could this thread get any Wilder?
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Old 10-18-2019, 12:02 AM
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Turn your head and cough, man.
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Old 10-18-2019, 02:48 AM
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Old 10-18-2019, 07:24 AM
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Aw, have a heart, man.
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Old 10-18-2019, 01:07 PM
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If they need a transplant, they could get a new heart.
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Old 10-18-2019, 08:45 PM
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Maybe someone left you a heart in their will. Yums!
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Old 10-18-2019, 09:00 PM
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Old 10-20-2019, 02:36 AM
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Criss-cross. Applesauce.

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Old 10-20-2019, 02:52 AM
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Old 10-20-2019, 12:35 PM
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My Granny Smith made good applesauce.
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Old 10-21-2019, 02:16 AM
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I'm just sitting here at my McIntosh, eating applesauce.
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Old 10-21-2019, 03:13 AM
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Old 10-21-2019, 08:28 PM
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From the top of Mt. Fugi?
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Old 10-21-2019, 08:48 PM
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Ooh, lets us have a Gala!
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Old 10-22-2019, 08:44 AM
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I would ‘applely throw a gala.
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Old 10-22-2019, 08:53 AM
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Would eating a whole apple help your core strength?
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Old 10-22-2019, 09:11 AM
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That advice seems a bit seedy to me.
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Old 10-22-2019, 08:31 PM
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...not to mention downright saucy.
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Old 10-22-2019, 09:09 PM
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That remark is a one cider.
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Old 10-22-2019, 11:57 PM
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Indeed. Remember what happened to "The Juice."
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Old 10-23-2019, 01:50 AM
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Would that appley to everyone?
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Old 10-23-2019, 03:31 AM
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Perhaps only two or tree.
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Old 10-23-2019, 08:21 AM
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Take a bough for that.
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Old 10-23-2019, 08:29 AM
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I'm leafing now.
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Old 10-23-2019, 11:28 AM
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Ok, I'm rooting for you.
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Old 10-23-2019, 12:16 PM
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From whence does this argument stem?
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Old 10-23-2019, 12:37 PM
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We are certainly branching out from the original topic.
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To pick, or not to pick?
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Old 10-23-2019, 03:07 PM
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Who nose the answer to that question?
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Old 10-23-2019, 03:24 PM
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It's snot for me to answer.
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Old 10-23-2019, 03:35 PM
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This blows!
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Old 10-23-2019, 07:05 PM
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Perhaps we need a kleenex pert to take care of things.
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Old 10-23-2019, 08:54 PM
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I just watched The Sound of Mucus.
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Old 10-23-2019, 09:30 PM
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I just coughed up for tickets myself.
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Old 10-23-2019, 10:39 PM
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You should enjoy it, Beck. I hear that show is the bee sneeze.
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Old 10-24-2019, 12:10 AM
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Itís better than anyone ever expectorated.
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I like the girl who played "2nd Nun", Kristina Hockaloogie.
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Old 10-24-2019, 04:12 AM
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Nun shall we fear. Except possibly for the Penguin in the Blues Brothers movies.

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Old 10-25-2019, 07:43 AM
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I hear that movie is habit-forming.
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Old 10-25-2019, 07:56 AM
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Well, I'm sure addicted.
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Old 10-25-2019, 08:32 AM
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When you travel across Texas talking with the locals, you go through with drawls.
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Old 10-27-2019, 12:15 AM
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Not if they go through Arkansas.
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Old 10-27-2019, 12:20 AM
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A divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have the same result: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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Old 10-27-2019, 12:26 AM
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A divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have the same result: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
That right there is funny!
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Old 10-27-2019, 12:30 AM
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A divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have the same result: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
We'll all get the trailer. When they make movies about these disasters.
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