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Some movies are themselves a disaster.
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Old 10-27-2019, 01:58 AM
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We could make a towering inferno out of them.
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Old 10-27-2019, 03:26 AM
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That sank like the Titanic.
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Old 10-27-2019, 03:43 AM
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Leave a Rose at the sinking site. Unless she boards the Carpathia.
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Old 10-27-2019, 10:37 AM
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Old 10-27-2019, 11:34 AM
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Someone stole my chair and I am not going to take this sitting down.
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Old 10-27-2019, 01:20 PM
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Just consider it a charitable donation.
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Old 10-27-2019, 01:22 PM
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Old 10-27-2019, 04:14 PM
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Old 10-28-2019, 09:38 AM
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If they don't get you with one hand, the second hand will.
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Old 10-28-2019, 10:24 AM
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Old 10-28-2019, 10:48 AM
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Well they do have appeal.
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Old 10-28-2019, 03:50 PM
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Old 10-28-2019, 05:34 PM
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Pudding, anyone?
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Old 10-29-2019, 08:14 AM
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Speaking of pudding, I once knew a rap dancer from Tulsa. Her stage name was Tappy Oklahoma.
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Old 10-29-2019, 06:57 PM
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Old 10-29-2019, 08:23 PM
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Old 10-30-2019, 03:55 AM
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Hi, Beck, Hawaii?
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Old 10-30-2019, 04:27 AM
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Here, Alaska. How are you, Beck?
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Old 10-30-2019, 06:28 AM
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I think Beck Oregon by now.
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Old 10-30-2019, 08:32 PM
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I saw a bent spoon the other day. Made me realize how much I Missouri Geller.
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Old 10-30-2019, 08:44 PM
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I'm in the Ouachita (pronounced: wash it all)
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Old 10-30-2019, 10:46 PM
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Glad to hear that you're still with us, Beck, albeit in the laundry room. We were worried. That was a clothes call.
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Old 10-31-2019, 03:56 AM
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The humor here is getting much dryer.
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Old 10-31-2019, 08:42 AM
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In DC there’s lots of dirty laundry. People are constantly washing ton.
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Old 10-31-2019, 08:43 AM
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You would think that doing laundry would be loads of fun.
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Old 10-31-2019, 02:00 PM
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And the racists want to separate the whites from the colored.
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Didn't Jim Crow-chie write a song about that?
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Old 10-31-2019, 08:22 PM
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I find the noise crows make very cawstick.
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Old 10-31-2019, 08:51 PM
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The noise I hear is 'grackle'
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Old 11-01-2019, 04:30 AM
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That's hard to swallow.
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Old 11-01-2019, 05:13 AM
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Only if you're a sap sucker.
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Old 11-01-2019, 08:02 PM
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Old 11-01-2019, 09:37 PM
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I might try pot, just for a lark.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:07 AM
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Some people consider that a cardinal sin.
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Some people need to mind their own bullfinch.
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Old 11-02-2019, 03:34 AM
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Otherwise, they'll end up robin the others.
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Old 11-02-2019, 04:04 AM
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Well, I don't mean to grouse, but....
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Old 11-03-2019, 01:21 AM
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Eh, talk is cheep.
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Isn't there a similar discussion happening on Twitter?
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:23 AM
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What are you, chicken?
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Don't egg him on.
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Old 11-03-2019, 08:00 PM
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That hatched an idea in my little birdbrain.
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Old 11-03-2019, 10:22 PM
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That quacks me up!
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Old 11-03-2019, 10:38 PM
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Duck, duck Goose!
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Old 11-03-2019, 10:57 PM
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My car horn stopped working. I had to find a goose to take with me to the auto shop, because they have a sign that says "Honk for Service."
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Is that your swan song?
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