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Bump the umpire.
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I'm gonna bump him a thread he can't refuse.
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Old 09-10-2018, 08:16 PM
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It's not dead yet! (Merely a flesh wound.)
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No mention of Natty Bumppo yet?
Yes, and it is Leather Stocking, dummy!
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bumpo, the wonder mutt

Thought I'd take it for a test drive.

*urp*

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Four score and 7 bumps ago,
Our Fathers brought forth on this continent, a new Nation....
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... conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all bumps are created equal.
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"Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well-trained and battle-hardened. He will bump savagely."

GEN Dwight D. Bumpenhower, USA.
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Old 09-11-2018, 01:48 AM
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Old 09-11-2018, 02:06 AM
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"Son, when the Marine Corps wants you to have a bump, they'll issue you one"
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Pres. Donald J. Bump. It couldn't get any worse, could it?
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Anyone remember that arcade game Bump and Jump? It was kind of fun -- you got to control a car that would either bump other cars or jump over them.
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:21 PM
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I just looked out the window and saw a bump truck driving by.
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I'm in kind of a hurry at the moment so I'm gonna have to bump and run.
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"Mama always said, bumpin' is as bumpin' does."

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Life is like a box of chocolate bumps...
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^ (I swear she's saying, "Bunk." I used headphones.)
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Old 09-12-2018, 10:52 PM
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I am in a bump. I need cheering up.
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:10 PM
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Then, Beck, just put on some fun music and bump up the volume!
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Old 09-13-2018, 12:29 PM
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Then, Beck, just put on some fun music and bump up the volume!
When the drum-beats go like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y
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Hallelujah, I'm a Bump, Hallelujah, Bump again.
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Bon't Tump This Dhread
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Old 09-13-2018, 04:51 PM
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IDK. My sheets are bumpy.
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Old 09-13-2018, 05:33 PM
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What's the thread count?
Currently sitting at 130 posts, but I think that will increase.
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Old 09-13-2018, 06:35 PM
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Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
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Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
Or, in my case, boys will say 'the radfems had it right; gender sucks and has no place in the modern world' and just go non-binary.
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:15 AM
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Um...?
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:52 AM
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Yes, Beck, I am confused too.

Oh, and just to keep the thread going: bump.
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Old 09-14-2018, 04:38 AM
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Do pinball balls bump or do they bounce? We called some of the parts of the machine bumpers, so I guess they bump...
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Ever ride the bumper boats at the waterpark? They're pretty fun.
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Noooo! Bumper cars were the bomb.
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Old 09-15-2018, 03:01 AM
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Remember way back when, when cars had huge chrome bumpers?
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Baby buggy bumpers.
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This thread is becoming my virtual fidget spinner.

Bump.
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Old 09-16-2018, 04:56 PM
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Perhaps it should better be termed, "virtual paddle ball."

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump ....
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Old 09-16-2018, 05:17 PM
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A heart beat.
Bump-diddy, bump bump, bump-diddy, bump bump.♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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Aren't you just disgusted by those slobs that go to grocery stores to thump breads?

What?... oh. Never mind.
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Bump threads? I could knit that.
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Thump breads?
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My pronouns are bump and bump.
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My pronouns are bump and bump.
So...instead of they, them, and their; you'd be bumpey, bumpem, and bumpeir?
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:35 PM
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No, as I recall, Bumpey was the eighth dwarf.
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