Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #251  
Old 09-11-2019, 05:43 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,805

I predict that there will be cheating during the next year.
  #252  
Old 09-11-2019, 07:56 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997, 804
  #253  
Old 09-11-2019, 08:04 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,803
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #254  
Old 09-11-2019, 08:47 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,802
  #255  
Old 09-12-2019, 10:14 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,801
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #256  
Old 09-12-2019, 11:15 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997,800
  #257  
Old 09-12-2019, 11:16 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,799 woohoo, palindrome!
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #258  
Old 09-12-2019, 11:22 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
^^^you planned that.
997,798
  #259  
Old 09-12-2019, 11:32 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beckdawrek View Post
^^^you planned that.
997,798
Are you suggesting that I have absolutely nothing better to do with my life than to, not just count down from a million, but to actively plan a palindrome post for a few minutes beforehand? Well, I'll have you that...no. no I don't. *sigh*

997,797
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #260  
Old 09-13-2019, 02:43 AM
boson is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: East of the moon
Posts: 2,089
997,796
  #261  
Old 09-13-2019, 04:44 AM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,795
  #262  
Old 09-13-2019, 03:55 PM
Prof. Pepperwinkle's Avatar
Prof. Pepperwinkle is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Chateau Pepperwinkle
Posts: 60,310
997,794 and falling
  #263  
Old 09-13-2019, 04:14 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,793 to 1 against...and falling!
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #264  
Old 09-14-2019, 05:11 AM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
$9,977.92 and keep the change.
  #265  
Old 09-20-2019, 03:29 PM
Prof. Pepperwinkle's Avatar
Prof. Pepperwinkle is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Chateau Pepperwinkle
Posts: 60,310
997,791
  #266  
Old 09-20-2019, 10:11 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,790
  #267  
Old 09-20-2019, 10:12 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997,789
  #268  
Old 09-20-2019, 11:08 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,788
  #269  
Old 09-20-2019, 11:46 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997,787
  #270  
Old 09-21-2019, 06:44 AM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,786
  #271  
Old 10-04-2019, 09:49 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,785. Where has everyone gone?
  #272  
Old 10-04-2019, 09:54 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,784. Where have all the flowers gone?
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #273  
Old 10-05-2019, 05:56 AM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,783
  #274  
Old 10-09-2019, 10:49 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,782

So close!
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #275  
Old 10-09-2019, 11:09 PM
susan's Avatar
susan is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Coastal USA
Posts: 9,669
997,781. Doing my part.
  #276  
Old 10-09-2019, 11:12 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,780

We're on a roll now!
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #277  
Old 10-10-2019, 03:05 AM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,779.000...
  #278  
Old 10-10-2019, 03:21 AM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997,778
  #279  
Old 10-10-2019, 04:02 AM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,777!
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #280  
Old 10-10-2019, 06:57 AM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,776.
  #281  
Old 10-10-2019, 09:27 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,775
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #282  
Old 10-10-2019, 09:48 PM
BigT's Avatar
BigT is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: "Hicksville", Ark.
Posts: 36,727
997,774.

Because why not?
  #283  
Old 10-10-2019, 09:50 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,773

We need to do something to make this exciting. The Trump Impeachment thread has been going like wildfire. Maybe we need to discuss it here too?
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #284  
Old 10-10-2019, 10:00 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997, 772.


No, no, no Trump!!!
  #285  
Old 10-10-2019, 10:08 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beckdawrek View Post
997, 772.


No, no, no Trump!!!
997,771

Ok, so how about...uh...

How's that local sports team?
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #286  
Old 10-10-2019, 10:16 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997,770

My local team would be deer, squirrels, rabbits and a slew of birds. And lots of predators. GO! Team!

Last edited by Beckdawrek; 10-10-2019 at 10:17 PM.
  #287  
Old 10-10-2019, 10:24 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,769

Is...that a high school team mascot? Go Forest Critter Samplers!
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #288  
Old 10-10-2019, 10:43 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,768

Mine would be squirrels, skunks, lots of birds, feral cats and an occasional deer.
  #289  
Old 10-10-2019, 11:16 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,767

I think the local sports team here are the Lions. Though I have yet to see an actual factual lion anywhere in this shithole town.
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #290  
Old 10-11-2019, 12:36 AM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997, 766

Go Hogs. Whoo pig Sooie!

(Terrible year, so far)

Last edited by Beckdawrek; 10-11-2019 at 12:37 AM.
  #291  
Old 10-11-2019, 12:38 AM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
Quote:
Originally Posted by snfaulkner View Post
997,767

I think the local sports team here are the Lions. Though I have yet to see an actual factual lion anywhere in this shithole town.
Lions don't come to town.

Oh and
997,765
  #292  
Old 10-12-2019, 03:40 PM
Prof. Pepperwinkle's Avatar
Prof. Pepperwinkle is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Chateau Pepperwinkle
Posts: 60,310
997,764

Our local high school is Triton High. Named after a sea god in central Indiana. That's always been a puzzler.
  #293  
Old 10-12-2019, 06:04 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Boonies??
Posts: 19,081
997,763
  #294  
Old 10-12-2019, 06:15 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,762
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #295  
Old 10-12-2019, 08:05 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,761.
  #296  
Old 10-12-2019, 08:06 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,760
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #297  
Old 10-12-2019, 08:23 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,759
  #298  
Old 10-12-2019, 08:40 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,758

Grind grind grinding away my life.
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
  #299  
Old 10-12-2019, 09:23 PM
panache45's Avatar
panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 48,996
997,757
  #300  
Old 10-12-2019, 09:25 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 8,259
997,756
__________________
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:25 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

Send questions for Cecil Adams to: cecil@straightdope.com

Send comments about this website to: webmaster@straightdope.com

Terms of Use / Privacy Policy

Advertise on the Straight Dope!
(Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.)

Copyright 2019 STM Reader, LLC.

 
Copyright © 2017