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Old 08-23-2019, 10:02 PM
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You're a wonder, Wonder Woman
Fighting for our rights, in your satin tights,

Wonder Woman

Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to watch this show!
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[Insert bad Fozzie joke here, at least in season one]

But now let's get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational,
Celebrational, Muppetational,
This is what we call The Muppet Show!

Streaks on the china, never mattered before...
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Old 08-24-2019, 09:09 AM
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...who cares
When you drop kicked your jacket as you came through the door, no one glared

Mr. Belvedere

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:15 AM
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I'll be there for you

Friends


Some walk by night
Some fly by day
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:53 PM
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Nothing could change you

Monnlighting

But all those easy answers you are giving
Are you really living your life that way?
Portland is a long way from L.A. (A long way)
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Old 08-26-2019, 08:19 AM
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Well, Hello, Larry!


Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart
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Old 08-26-2019, 09:14 AM
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This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it.

The Bugs Bunny Show

On your flight into space!
Rocket high, through the sky!
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Old 08-26-2019, 02:38 PM
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More adventures to do all day
Astro Boy

I find adventure everywhere
And friends with whom I'd like to share

This is my stop along the way
Don't really know how long I'll stay

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Old 08-26-2019, 05:26 PM
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Stop over. The world is my friend

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Riverboat, ring your bell,
Fare thee well, Annabel.
Luck is the lady that he loves the best.
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Old 08-26-2019, 05:36 PM
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Natchez to New Orleans
Livin on jacks and queens
Maverick is a legend of the west.


But you're not fooling me
'Cause I can see
The way you shake and shiver

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Old 08-26-2019, 06:18 PM
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You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scooby Doo be ready for your act
Don't hold back!
And Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna
Have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!

Scooby Doo

When he gets in a scrape
He makes his escape
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Old 08-26-2019, 06:55 PM
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With help from his friend:
An ape named Ape.

(George, George) George of the Jungle

Thank you for being a friend
Travel down the road and back again.
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Old 08-26-2019, 09:17 PM
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Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante

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La la la-la la la
Simple as can be
Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin
Happy things will come to you
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Old 08-27-2019, 02:36 PM
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So Smurf yourself a grin!

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
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One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more

The Banana Splits Show

Anyone else have a crush on the Sour Grapes Bunch?

Check out Dexter Douglas
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Was surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace

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Scooby Doo
Nitpick: The series was actually "Scooby Doo Where Are You?" The first of many Scooby incarnations.

Continuing....

Some people need to have somebody
On the edge of surrenders inside
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Old 08-27-2019, 04:47 PM
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Don't you worry,
it's gonna be alright
'cause I'm always ready
I won't let you outta my sight


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We're not worrying at all
We just listen for his call
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"Here I come to save the day!"
That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way.

He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world
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Old 08-28-2019, 08:28 AM
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Dangermouse! Powerhouse!
He's the fastest! He's the greatest! He's the best!


Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
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SpongeBob Squarepants!

SpongeBob Squarepants

New York is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic smelling hay
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Old 08-28-2019, 11:50 AM
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I just adore a penthouse view
Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue

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You'll see that life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you...
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Down at our rendez-vous.
Three's Company, too.

Yes, no, maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
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Old 08-28-2019, 06:31 PM
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You're not the boss of me!

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How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone
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Old 08-28-2019, 07:08 PM
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You might just make it after all

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Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.
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Old 08-29-2019, 09:02 AM
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Old 08-29-2019, 09:46 AM
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We're gonna do it
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Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
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Old 08-29-2019, 10:59 AM
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I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said you can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away
CSI

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
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Old 08-29-2019, 11:08 AM
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Would you be mine, will you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?


Mr. Rogers Neighborhood


Deep inside the forest is a door into another land,
Here is our life and home,
We are staying, here forever in the beauty of this place all alone,
We keep on hoping...
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Here is our life and home
We are staying, here forever
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I love you, you love me
We're a best friends like friends should be.
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With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me, too?

Barney


I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
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Old 08-29-2019, 05:10 PM
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I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame, Fame


He always says "Hello"
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Old 08-29-2019, 05:39 PM
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Wherever he may go
You know he's kind to ev'ry living creature

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Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',
C'mon get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
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Old 08-30-2019, 08:44 AM
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That's how we became The Brady Bunch


That oh, so merry, Chuckleberry,
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Old 08-30-2019, 10:13 AM
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Huckleberry Hound.

There's a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
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Old 08-30-2019, 05:17 PM
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Khrushchev's due at Idlewild:


Car 54, Where Are You?


Just when you think there's no one around who's caring,
along comes a friend who offers a hand in sharing,
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Old 09-01-2019, 09:46 PM
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I think you killed the thread, Professor!
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Old 09-01-2019, 09:54 PM
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I don't think you can say that after just two days.
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Old 09-02-2019, 09:42 AM
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Sometimes tears and sorrow are all the things you've got
and just when you think you're all by yourself, you're not.


Kate & Allie


So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
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One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.

Hey there where ya goin', Not exactly knowin'
Who says you have to call just one place home.
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He’s goin’ everywhere,
B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear.

B.J. and the Bear

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Beats all you ever saw
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Since the day they was born

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I can't do this all on my own.
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Old 09-03-2019, 06:58 AM
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No, I know, I'm no Superman. I'm no Superman.

Scrubs



He's got style, a groovy style,
and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough,
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With a Hong Kong Phooey chop
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye

Every time I turn around,
Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground.
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What's gonna be?
Guess we'll just wait and see.

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Step right up, take a look at the stars
You're leaving the world behind
Step right up, you won't believe your eyes
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At what those Far Out Space Nuts find.


It can travel by land, or under the seas,
It can journey anywhere!
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Supercar... Supercar...
It travels on land,
or roams the skies (My favorite Anderson series!)

My heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin'
Be waiting at the end of my ride.
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Old 09-03-2019, 10:22 PM
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Waiting at the end of my ride. . .

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The end of the Civil War was near
When quite accidentally,
A hero who sneezed abruptly seized
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Old 09-04-2019, 09:21 AM
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Retreat and reversed it to victory.

F Troop

Yippee-kiyo-kiyay, gallopin' all the way
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Great big star on his chest
Outdraws all of the rest
Fastest gun in the west

Quick Draw McGraw

He stands for justice. He has no fear.
He's the agent to call when trouble is near.
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