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Lance Link, ya gotta come through.
Everybody at APE is countin' on you
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he's got tricks up his sleeve
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I married Joan
What a girl, what a whirl, what a life.
Oh I married Joan
What a find, love is blind, what a wife!
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I Married Joan


But Odio Cologne steps in to change the play,
That loyal skunk, with skill and spunk, comes through to save the day.

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Laughter a minute, too.

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They know the fate of the world is lying in their hands.
They know to only use their weapons for defense.
No one will ever take them down
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Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers [My grandson was a huge fan. When he was five.]

We're gonna turn it on
We're gonna bring you the power
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Girls were girls and men were men
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It's just a crazy world where anything goes down,

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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison
by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade
to the Los Angeles underground.
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If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...
maybe you can hire The A-Team.
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Only a few others share this secret. Among them are Light Hope, Madame Razz, and Kowl.
Together, we and my friends of the Great Rebellion strive to free Etheria from the evil forces of Hordak!
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Then away he'll schlep
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