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Old 09-20-2019, 05:07 PM
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Old 09-20-2019, 11:12 PM
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Old 09-20-2019, 11:49 PM
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Julius Caesar
You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
1) If you find yourself standing on a stage and you've got nothing constructive to say, then put down the Mike and Judge not lest ye be judged.

2) My friend, John, is a Goodman at these sort of games, and he pointed out that Julius Caesar sounds like "Julius sees her" when said aloud.

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Old 09-21-2019, 12:41 AM
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Not as much as John Hurt.

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Old 09-23-2019, 09:25 AM
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