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Old 11-09-2019, 01:14 AM
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KFC Not even the skin or the gravy give me joy anymore.

Stephen Colbert Crawl back out your ass. You ain't all that. Goddamn Two-Trick Pony, really.

Honorable Mention: Weiner Dogs. Starting to be a pain in my ass. Can't quite quit them yet, but close. One of them took a shit in my Jeep! I got my suspicions, but I didn't see any assholes open up. But I know it was one of them!
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Old 11-09-2019, 02:47 AM
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Oh please. As if you're quitting the dogs. And I think we all know who it was...
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:18 AM
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The puppy. I meant the puppy.
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Old 11-09-2019, 07:48 AM
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One of them took a shit in my Jeep! I got my suspicions, but I didn't see any assholes open up. But I know it was one of them!
We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
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Old 11-09-2019, 09:49 AM
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We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
I believe it. When we were breeder keepers for Guide Dogs we participated in a study where we had to rate her poop on a scale of 1 - 5 I think.
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Old 11-09-2019, 11:00 AM
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Yeah, judging by the size, smell and location, pretty sure it was the puppy. The Crew know better than to dump in the Jeep.
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Old 11-09-2019, 11:59 AM
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We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
Are you available for parties?
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Old 11-09-2019, 12:10 PM
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We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
Mad skillz.
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Old 11-09-2019, 12:20 PM
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We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
Please tell me that you included this on your Tinder profile.
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Old 11-09-2019, 01:01 PM
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Who thinks Gatopescado should tell us about this puppy?

My vote is: YES.

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Old 11-09-2019, 01:15 PM
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I actually considered taking some pictures to demonstrate, but no, that'd be a shitty thing to do.
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Old 11-09-2019, 08:12 PM
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I actually considered taking some pictures to demonstrate, but no, that'd be a shitty thing to do.
A crap; I was actually looking forward to you PhotoDump.
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I'd like to repudiate the SDMB banning policy. Its made this place a worse and less diverse place. Banned posters should be able to return after a year or two with a clean slate. We have an ignore feature for those of you who need to be protected from the world.
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Why does everything in my life revolve around dog shit?

Fuck.
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Can I repudiate the PG&E power monopoly without buying a generator or solar panels?
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Old 11-10-2019, 01:02 AM
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Star Wars ain't all that.

Whew, that feels better!
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Old 11-10-2019, 07:36 AM
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Welcome home Rocketeer.
(I know, that seems strange coming from me but Disney has utterly destroyed the franchise beyond redemption)
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Can I repudiate the PG&E power monopoly without buying a generator or solar panels?
Yeah, that works for me. They have an interesting business model: Destroy by fire your customer base. ???. Profit!
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Old 11-10-2019, 11:45 AM
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Why does everything in my life revolve around dog shit?

Fuck.
The answer is contained within the question.
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Old 11-10-2019, 11:54 AM
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We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
We've secretly replaced kayaker's dog's regular shit with Feces® Crystals®. Let's see if he notices!
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Old 11-10-2019, 12:22 PM
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Why does everything in my life revolve around dog shit?

Fuck.
Well, I understand you have a puppy.
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Old 11-10-2019, 01:02 PM
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What!!?? A PUPPY!
Did someone say puppy, a New puppy!!
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Beck, you ever read the Pigeon books to or with the younguns? For just a second there, I swear you were channeling Pigeon.
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Old 11-10-2019, 01:52 PM
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What!!?? A PUPPY!
Did someone say puppy, a New puppy!!

I'm old school; mention a puppy without a link to pictures and it doesn't exist.
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Old 11-10-2019, 01:58 PM
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We can't repudiate the little poopers. There's nothing like being swarmed by little poopers.
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Old 11-10-2019, 03:00 PM
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Welcome home Rocketeer.
(I know, that seems strange coming from me but Disney has utterly destroyed the franchise beyond redemption)
For me, the disenchantment started with the one with ewoks. I've been living a lie since then, pretending to care, but now I'm free, do you hear me, free!
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Old 11-10-2019, 05:22 PM
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I believe it. When we were breeder keepers for Guide Dogs we participated in a study where we had to rate her poop on a scale of 1 - 5 I think.
First read this as “a scale of 1-51” and thought, wow, those Bristol stool chart people were really just phoning it in with their 1-7 scale.
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Old 11-10-2019, 06:04 PM
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Beck, you ever read the Pigeon books to or with the younguns? For just a second there, I swear you were channeling Pigeon.
Yep.I could use a little pigeon.
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Old 11-10-2019, 09:05 PM
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We've secretly replaced kayaker's dog's regular shit with Feces® Crystals®. Let's see if he notices!
I really want to see the Christmas version of this with the sister and the brother home from college.

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Old 11-10-2019, 09:48 PM
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Beck, you ever read the Pigeon books to or with the younguns? For just a second there, I swear you were channeling Pigeon.
The Pigeon wasn't too happy once he actually saw a puppy, though. It probably wouldn't have ended well if he'd driven the bus, either.
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Old 11-10-2019, 11:40 PM
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KFC Not even the skin or the gravy give me joy anymore.
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My God, that gravy is horrible. They buy tap water for 15 to 20 cents a thousand gallons and then they mix it with flour and starch and end up with pure wallpaper paste. And I know wallpaper paste, by God, because I've seen my mother make it. ... There's no nutrition in it and they ought not to be allowed to sell it. ... crispy recipe is nothing in the world but a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken.
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I'm old school; mention a puppy without a link to pictures and it doesn't exist.
The deposit in Gatopescado’s car seems to rebut that theory.
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Old 11-11-2019, 02:58 AM
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yeah, i remember col sanders shit all over KFC every chance he got after he retired and it became corporate owned ..
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Old 11-11-2019, 08:03 AM
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We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
I could usually tell based on which one I happened to catch eating a box of crayons that week.
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Old 11-11-2019, 08:44 AM
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For me, the disenchantment started with the one with ewoks. I've been living a lie since then, pretending to care, but now I'm free, do you hear me, free!
Aye, the ewoks were...something, but until Disney got their hands on it, with each movie there was some degree of new hope. Now all is waste and despair.

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The Pigeon wasn't too happy once he actually saw a puppy, though. It probably wouldn't have ended well if he'd driven the bus, either.
Without doubt, but Pigeon's antics on the pages before actually seeing the puppy are timeless
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Old 11-11-2019, 09:01 AM
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I could usually tell based on which one I happened to catch eating a box of crayons that week.
When we first got our (current) Border Collie, she waited until we'd gone out somewhere then got into the bunny rabbit equipage. She ate a corner of a cardboard box, the corner of a plastic dustpan and an entire bag of yogurt drops--plus bag. I found it all in the stool, minus the yogurt drops; that's efficiency! She was none the worse for wear.

The rabbit was not amused.
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Old 11-12-2019, 01:13 AM
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History Channel, for not dispensing anything close to 'History'.

Fie!
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:57 AM
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We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
It takes quite a refined palate to acquire that skill.
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I could usually tell based on which one I happened to catch eating a box of crayons that week.
Well, I imagine it's easier to ID poop when it's rainbow colored.
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Well, I imagine it's easier to ID poop when it's rainbow colored.
The best was the time one of mine ate the foil Velveeta cheese package - a flashlight at night was all you needed to find it
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History Channel, for not dispensing anything close to 'History'.

Fie!
I second that. Whatever "history" dispensed is superficial, and is generally framed from a jingoistic perspective and aimed at mindless flag-wavers.
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I didn't even know we had Dopers named KFC, Stephen Colbert and Weiner Dogs.
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