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Old 07-12-2018, 10:52 PM
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In light of our newly revised and open minded moderation of the pit I would like to make a confession...



zoid (me) is a fucking cunt - he's a cunt now, he's always has been a cunt, and the only thing that's gonna change is he's gonna become an even bigger cunt.











Oh, and clothahump - go fuck yourself
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:02 PM
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:19 PM
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Fucking seriously? Fucking cuntlapper.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:32 AM
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In light of our newly revised and open minded moderation of the pit I would like to make a confession...



zoid (me) is a fucking cunt - he's a cunt now, he's always has been a cunt, and the only thing that's gonna change is he's gonna become an even bigger cunt.











Oh, and clothahump - go fuck yourself
I suppose you would know best.
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Old 07-13-2018, 01:25 AM
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Wow, go away for a few years and the place goes to fucking hell. What a bunch of c..., nope I canít say it. Itís too ingrained in my psyche. You donít spit into the wind, you donít tug on Supermanís cape, you donít pull the make from the old Lone Ranger and you certainly donít get away calling lady parts icky names.
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Old 07-13-2018, 02:22 AM
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Poop!

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Willies!
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:44 AM
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Is this another thread parody that doesn't link to the thread being parodied?

In case you didn't know this, they're never funny.
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Old 07-13-2018, 07:59 AM
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Is this another thread parody that doesn't link to the thread being parodied?

In case you didn't know this, they're never funny.
Not if the thread being parodied was by Miller. Then it's funny.
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:21 AM
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Willies!
Like in this song?
(Contains mildly rude words.)
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:45 AM
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:25 AM
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Give an inch and they take a mile. Now we have to discuss banning words again. Nice job.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:16 PM
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Jeez, folks. I just came in here to see if the new social obligation was to send a thank you tuba in lieu of a note after receiving a particularly nice gift.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:47 PM
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If you can't tell, does it matter?
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Old 07-13-2018, 02:33 PM
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Not if the thread being parodied was by Miller. Then it's funny.
You're the only one to provide a pinch of context, but you stopped short of a link. Pray, enlighten me.
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:33 PM
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Osti de tabarnak! (as they say where I live.)
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:06 PM
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:19 PM
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Wow, go away for a few years and the place goes to fucking hell. What a bunch of c..., nope I canít say it. Itís too ingrained in my psyche. You donít spit into the wind, you donít tug on Supermanís cape, you donít pull the make from the old Lone Ranger and you certainly donít get away calling lady parts icky names.
Yeah, I'd never use the word 'cunt'. (Except to refer to itself, because it's asinine to be afraid of a word when it's just being a series of letters.) I don't do the whole 'ladies and their parts are bad' thing. Even the word 'bitch' is a bit much for me.

I'll totally call you a dick, though, because I'm a hypocritical fucker.
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:48 PM
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Huzzah for the new SDMB Administration! A chicken in every pot, and a "Fuck you!" in every Pit thread!
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