Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #851  
Old 10-11-2018, 05:37 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner snfaulkner is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 6,819
...take selfies with the smouldering dwarf corpse.

The smell...
  #852  
Old 10-11-2018, 07:00 PM
Typo Negative's Avatar
Typo Negative Typo Negative is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: 7th Level of Hell, Ca
Posts: 17,001
..reminds me of better days. I always take...
__________________
"God hates Facts"

- seen on a bumper sticker in Sacramento Ca
  #853  
Old 10-11-2018, 11:25 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
Air freshener, deodorant and perfume.

I like smelling______.
  #854  
Old 10-12-2018, 11:41 AM
Alpha Twit's Avatar
Alpha Twit Alpha Twit is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Somewhere south of normal
Posts: 1,573
people in the elevator.

That got creepy in a hurry so I.....
__________________
Somebody load the manatee cannon!

Last edited by Alpha Twit; 10-12-2018 at 11:41 AM.
  #855  
Old 10-12-2018, 02:00 PM
Elendil's Heir Elendil's Heir is offline
SDSAB
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: my Herkimer Battle Jitney
Posts: 78,285
turned to collecting clown pornography instead. After my mom expressed her strong disapproval, with some reluctance I began...
  #856  
Old 10-13-2018, 12:39 PM
Annie-Xmas Annie-Xmas is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 49,244
to read Stephen King's IT. I felt both penny wise and
  #857  
Old 10-13-2018, 11:25 PM
Patx2 Patx2 is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Posts: 3,584
economically wise. Ben Franklin once said..
  #858  
Old 10-13-2018, 11:50 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
Early to bed..ah nevermind.


When I saw Irene I shouted 'goodnight' and....
  #859  
Old 10-15-2018, 04:04 PM
Spoons Spoons is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
Posts: 14,893
... got the hell out of there.

Because, as we all know ...
  #860  
Old 10-16-2018, 08:32 AM
Annie-Xmas Annie-Xmas is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 49,244
when a Broadway baby says "good night," it's early in the morning.

Cause Broadway babies don't sleep tight....
  #861  
Old 10-16-2018, 10:29 AM
Elendil's Heir Elendil's Heir is offline
SDSAB
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: my Herkimer Battle Jitney
Posts: 78,285
, unless they've got a night light. Speaking of which, when I was last in Harare with the Latvian Kiwanis, I...
  #862  
Old 10-17-2018, 12:18 AM
Alpha Twit's Avatar
Alpha Twit Alpha Twit is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Somewhere south of normal
Posts: 1,573
got into a fist fight after I mocked a couple of Shriners and their stupid little hats.

The Freemasons may be a world spanning shadow government bent of domination but, ...........
__________________
Somebody load the manatee cannon!
  #863  
Old 10-17-2018, 12:33 AM
Spoons Spoons is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
Posts: 14,893
... it's hard to take them seriously when they wear those little aprons.

If you want a serious organization that is bent on world domination, then I'd suggest ...
  #864  
Old 10-17-2018, 12:42 AM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
The Brownies.


I don't like those cookies because_____.
  #865  
Old 10-17-2018, 12:47 AM
Alpha Twit's Avatar
Alpha Twit Alpha Twit is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Somewhere south of normal
Posts: 1,573
they told me they were "fun" cookies and I was dumb enough to believe them.

I gave a few to my dog.......
__________________
Somebody load the manatee cannon!
  #866  
Old 10-17-2018, 01:47 AM
Spoons Spoons is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
Posts: 14,893
... who declined them, because he found cow dung much more interesting.

But then, my dog ...
  #867  
Old 10-17-2018, 11:09 AM
Elendil's Heir Elendil's Heir is offline
SDSAB
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: my Herkimer Battle Jitney
Posts: 78,285
is a big fan of Dug: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaHkrkH7yM

There are at least 20 dogs in my neighborhood, but none of them...
  #868  
Old 10-17-2018, 03:07 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
Are brown. Hmmm?


My dog has______.
  #869  
Old 10-17-2018, 06:48 PM
Patx2 Patx2 is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Posts: 3,584
attitude.
Iíll bet your cat...
  #870  
Old 10-17-2018, 10:57 PM
Elendil's Heir Elendil's Heir is offline
SDSAB
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: my Herkimer Battle Jitney
Posts: 78,285
is much cuter than a typical naked mole rat.

Which reminds me, when I saw my Uncle Pete the other day, he...
  #871  
Old 10-17-2018, 11:16 PM
Alpha Twit's Avatar
Alpha Twit Alpha Twit is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Somewhere south of normal
Posts: 1,573
said how pretty I was.

As I turned and ran...
__________________
Somebody load the manatee cannon!
  #872  
Old 10-18-2018, 12:17 AM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
I tripped on the naked mole rat.


I lay on the floor____.
  #873  
Old 10-18-2018, 09:16 AM
Elendil's Heir Elendil's Heir is offline
SDSAB
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: my Herkimer Battle Jitney
Posts: 78,285
, wondering where the damn naked mole rat had come from, before Uncle Pete helped me up.

He chuckled and said, "...
  #874  
Old 10-19-2018, 02:39 AM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
Gotcha!


I broke free and______.
  #875  
Old 10-19-2018, 12:54 PM
Elendil's Heir Elendil's Heir is offline
SDSAB
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: my Herkimer Battle Jitney
Posts: 78,285
ran screaming all the way back to Blawnox.

When I got there, I learned...
  #876  
Old 10-19-2018, 09:56 PM
Patx2 Patx2 is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Posts: 3,584
the reason why Uncle Pete was never invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

Thanksgiving dinner is a pain in the ass because..
  #877  
Old 10-19-2018, 10:15 PM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
Someone has to kill the beast. Not fun.


When it's my turn I_______.

Last edited by Beckdawrek; 10-19-2018 at 10:15 PM.
  #878  
Old Yesterday, 01:18 AM
Spoons Spoons is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
Posts: 14,893
... go to the supermarket when everybody else's back is turned.

At the supermarket, I ...
  #879  
Old Yesterday, 10:27 PM
Elendil's Heir Elendil's Heir is offline
SDSAB
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: my Herkimer Battle Jitney
Posts: 78,285
pay whatever it takes to buy eight gallons of pureed tuna, which I mold into...
  #880  
Old Today, 03:31 AM
Spoons Spoons is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
Posts: 14,893
... a replica of Michelangelo's "David."

I could mold it into a turkey shape, I suppose, but ...
  #881  
Old Today, 03:37 AM
Beckdawrek's Avatar
Beckdawrek Beckdawrek is online now
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: So.Ark ?
Posts: 9,954
Who wants to eat turkey shaped tuna, really?



Forget turkey let's kill a______.
  #882  
Old Today, 05:05 AM
Spoons Spoons is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
Posts: 14,893
... few hours talking about weird things that happened at Thanksgiving.

Like the one time that Uncle Jake ...
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:39 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

Send questions for Cecil Adams to: cecil@straightdope.com

Send comments about this website to: webmaster@straightdope.com

Terms of Use / Privacy Policy

Advertise on the Straight Dope!
(Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.)

Copyright © 2018 STM Reader, LLC.

 
Copyright © 2017