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Old 05-23-2020, 11:28 PM
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Ugly mascots, you said?

Old 05-23-2020, 11:58 PM
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I loved the Quiznos mascots!
It's chaos. Be kind.
Old 05-24-2020, 03:31 AM
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Oh, christ, I remember when those ads came out. My friends were circled, passing around a bowl, and we all just stared at the TV in speechless horror and bemusement.
I can haz sig line?
Old 05-24-2020, 11:24 AM
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I was so hipster I was into the Spongmonkeys before Quizno's... "We love the moooon... because it is so high, but not as hiiiigh maybe as dirigibles or zeppelins...!"
Old 05-24-2020, 03:32 PM
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Here's the Freedom Fertility sign with its "Squid or whatever the hell it is" in pink on it:

(On viewing, that doesn't work. Here it is in the upper left):

Here, too:

Without the lines on its website, you can't tell that it's supposed to be a couple, embracing from behind
The makers of the GoPro have to come out with a model called the "Quid"

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Old 05-27-2020, 12:24 PM
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Sorry, but where do you get old or white from that graphic?
These guys?


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