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Old 02-04-2020, 10:55 AM
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The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
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Old 02-04-2020, 11:03 AM
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ALBATROSS! For Christ's sake!
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Old 02-04-2020, 11:45 AM
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All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say "Jehovah."
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Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!

We are.

We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!

The Judean People's Front?!

No, no! The Romans!

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Old 02-04-2020, 05:49 PM
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Stupid git.
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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's all this, then?
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Old 02-06-2020, 11:35 AM
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Monty Python's Flying Circus! [cue theme]
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Old 02-06-2020, 01:35 PM
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It's....
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Old 02-07-2020, 09:47 AM
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And now for something completely different.
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Old 02-11-2020, 09:24 AM
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Kiss me, Hardy!

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Old 02-11-2020, 09:34 AM
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NOT THIS RECORD! NOT THIS RECORD! NOT THIS RECORD! Aaaaagghh...
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Old 02-11-2020, 11:11 AM
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Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam!
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
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Old 02-11-2020, 05:23 PM
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Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death.
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Old 02-11-2020, 06:33 PM
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No, no. I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine... You see housing is a problem really...
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:26 AM
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Hey, that was Wilkins of Finance.
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Old 02-12-2020, 07:16 PM
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It'll be Parkinson next.
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Very good golfer. Rotten at finance.
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Old 02-16-2020, 07:38 AM
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Come on, Parky. Jump, Parky. Jump.
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Come on now be sensible Parky.
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Old 02-16-2020, 05:41 PM
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Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch about people failing out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.
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