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Probably not. From the OPs link:
I'd be able to appreciate the joke more if she wasn't also selling rocks and telling women to stick dangerous porous materials into their vaginas.
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Old 01-16-2020, 12:12 PM
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Although there are dozens of articles about the candle by now I cannot find an actual review. Does the aroma even remotely suggest the warm and pleasant confines of her Holiest of Holys? Or is it simply a nice smell that no one would ever associate with dining at the Y unless they were prompted by the label?

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Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 vagina scented candles are already sold out.
A candle that smells like a $75 vagina? Eh, I suppose I could do worse.
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Old 01-16-2020, 12:55 PM
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Although there are dozens of articles about the candle by now I cannot find an actual review. Does the aroma even remotely suggest the warm and pleasant confines of her Holiest of Holys? Or is it simply a nice smell that no one would ever associate with dining at the Y unless they were prompted by the label?
The actual scent description on the website if a bunch of plants and berries so I'm guessing it doesn't really smell like anyone's bits unless they're some sort of woodland faerie.
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Nobody appears to have mentioned the most outrageous thing about this candle.

IT SELLS FOR SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!

$75 !!!

Paltrow's customers have a lot of dough to spend.
That's a steal. The gluten free version is $85
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Old 01-16-2020, 01:24 PM
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Nobody appears to have mentioned the most outrageous thing about this candle.

IT SELLS FOR SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!

$75 !!!

Paltrow's customers have a lot of dough to spend.
When you want the very best, price is no object.
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A candle that smells like a $75 vagina? Eh, I suppose I could do worse.
I don't know. I think I am going to want a candle that smells like at least a $200 vagina.
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That's a steal. The gluten free version is $85
Same as in town.
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I'd be able to appreciate the joke more if she wasn't also selling rocks and telling women to stick dangerous porous materials into their vaginas.
Exactly. I enjoy her as an actress, but she's got a history of selling products and ideas that are dangers to vaginal health.
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I've never used the poll feature, but this question probably isn't worth it anyway. Would people consider $75 for this candle to be a bigger ripoff if it doesn't actually smell like Paltrow's vagina, or... if it does?
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I've never used the poll feature, but this question probably isn't worth it anyway. Would people consider $75 for this candle to be a bigger ripoff if it doesn't actually smell like Paltrow's vagina, or... if it does?
For some it depends on whether or not you would get to prove it to yourself.
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Reminds me of the poster for the movie, "Knowing".
https://www.joblo.com/movie-posters/...ng/image-20794
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Reminds me of the poster for the movie, "Knowing".
https://www.joblo.com/movie-posters/...ng/image-20794
"Warning! If your vagina smells like Nicholas Cage, seek medical attention immediately."
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I love The Dope. Cats somehow always win in the end.
OTOH, if one prefers, there really are genitalia-shaped candles, both M and F, out there. I'll leave it to the gentle reader to google up some pictures, if so inclined.
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Not to be left behind, R&B singer Erykah Badu is now planning to market vagina-scented incense.

In a move showing her extreme classiness, she's calling it "Badu's Pussy"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/eryka...b6f1f57f0d8b3b

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Attempting to market a line of incense scented like one’s private parts may or may not be a bad idea, but it’s definitely a Badu idea.

R&B singer Erykah Badu told 10 Magazine that when her new online store, Badu World Market, launches on Feb. 20, one of the items will be closer to her than others: A personal brand of incense that she claims smells like her “superpower,” subtly named “Badu’s Pussy.”

“I took lots of pairs of my panties, cut them up into little pieces and burned them,” she told the publication. “Even the ash is part of it.”

Apparently, the intimate-scented incense will just be a “first edition” since Badu claims she now no longer wears underwear.
Considering that it's made of her burned panties, it's not clear to me how she can claim it only smells like her vagina.

It's obvious that she only did this yo generate buzz. It worked.
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You do realize that Paltrow is being targeted due to misogyny and defense of the patriarchy?

Really.
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Old 02-07-2020, 11:27 AM
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You do realize that Paltrow is being targeted due to misogyny and defense of the patriarchy?

Really.
And here I was thinking I was laughing at the complete stupidity of these things. It seems that I'm a worse person than I actually thought
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Have we sniffed this out yet?

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gw...scented-candle

Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 vagina scented candles are already sold out. The scent is based on, "...geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar". That's one herbaceous lady!

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Ah the sent of stale smoke and dead tuna.....
Back in the 1970s, the joke about that part of the anatomy was "what smells like a fish, and looks like a taco."

(Fish tacos, of course, duh! But they weren't a thing back then.)

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Not to be left behind, R&B singer Erykah Badu is now planning to market vagina-scented incense.

In a move showing her extreme classiness, she's calling it "Badu's Pussy"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/eryka...b6f1f57f0d8b3b

Considering that it's made of her burned panties, it's not clear to me how she can claim it only smells like her vagina.

It's obvious that she only did this yo generate buzz. It worked.
I'm guessing we should expect a commercial sort of like this?

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Considering that it's made of her burned panties, it's not clear to me how she can claim it only smells like her vagina.
"Do you smoke after sex?"

"Dunno; I never looked."
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So, now will I FINALLY get the puke emoji I have been yearning for?
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Nobody appears to have mentioned the most outrageous thing about this candle.

IT SELLS FOR SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!

$75 !!!

Paltrow's customers have a lot of dough to spend.
See, this is why we need to save up to buy a guillotine.
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You do realize that Paltrow is being targeted due to misogyny and defense of the patriarchy?

Really.
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Would people consider $75 for this candle to be a bigger ripoff if it doesn't actually smell like Paltrow's vagina, or... if it does?
And how would one know?

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To get the wrinkles out?
But Wait...! It also makes one Hell of a panini...!

"Tuna melt...?"
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Nobody appears to have mentioned the most outrageous thing about this candle.

IT SELLS FOR SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!
What a Bargain! I'm sure her vag is worth Twice that much...!

But wait, what's this? Out of stock and right before Valentines Day?
Or is it...? Could Gwyneth Paltrow just be cleverly re-tooling her factory?
Maybe this summer, she'll re-introduce the line along with a line of positive reinforcement multi-speed candle holders?

( I've heard rumors that Husqvarna and Stihl have already submitted bids.)
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Fewer fireworks, but how much does it cost to boil a hot dog?
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Fewer fireworks, but how much does it cost to boil a hot dog?

I didn't even know that she was dangling a hot dog. #IgnoranceFought
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