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Old 02-13-2020, 07:58 PM
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You shouldn't have to tell someone this is a bad idea.

I have a daughter in med school and a son doing rotations as a PA (Physician's Assistant) and there are lots of interesting conversations.

My son is finishing his rotation in a large ER and had a patient today, and shared a story that took the cake.

So, here is the advice I will give based on the lesson learned.

If you are a woman and if you have a strong urge to... umm... self stimulate, something made of latex is a good idea. Something made of steel may not be... especially if it is loaded, and even more important is don't put your finger anywhere near the trigger.

She's going to live but doesn't have the parts to be stimulated anymore, and will likely walk funny (have fun explaining that).


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