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Does she have an iphone?
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Old 02-13-2020, 02:41 AM
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Couldn’t she have an Android?
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What if she has a landline?
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Old 02-13-2020, 06:23 AM
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Couldn't you just snail-mail her?
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Old 02-13-2020, 04:44 PM
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What if we mailed her snails?
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Old 02-13-2020, 04:52 PM
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Is that assuming she likes escargot?
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Old 02-13-2020, 11:35 PM
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Have you ever seen an S car go?
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:55 AM
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Does a Model T count?
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Old 02-14-2020, 01:11 AM
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Can any car actually count?
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Old 02-14-2020, 01:26 AM
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Don't modern cars have computers that count the miles between oil changes?
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Old 02-14-2020, 02:33 AM
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And doesn't the odometer count the number of miles you've driven?
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Old 02-14-2020, 03:23 AM
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What if the odometer is calibrated in kilometers? Does it still count the number of miles?
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Old 02-14-2020, 03:28 AM
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Can it switch back and forth between miles and kilometers?
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Old 02-14-2020, 03:54 AM
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Should I check my owner's manual?
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Old 02-14-2020, 09:58 AM
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Isn’t it in the glove compartment where it’s always been?
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:37 AM
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Are you asking me for this info?


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Old 02-14-2020, 10:45 AM
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Which info is it you're referring to? Is there a missing image?

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Old 02-14-2020, 12:37 PM
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And why was Dude111's post entirely boldfaced? Is that significant or symbolic or something?
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:49 PM
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Doesn't the Dude abide?
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Old 02-14-2020, 03:08 PM
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Is that a question, or, is that just, like, your opinion, man?
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:15 PM
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Does a Model T owner pity the fool who owns any other type of car?
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:50 PM
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Does that owner have adventures with a team of teen gymnasts, like so?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAFLkUHq0Ew
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Who is asking this?
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Old 02-15-2020, 12:26 AM
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Was anyone else kind of creeped out by that Mr. T cartoon intro?
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Old 02-15-2020, 12:50 AM
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Who isn't creeped out by Mr. T, period?
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Old 02-15-2020, 02:01 AM
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Who would be creeped out by Mr. T having a period?
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Old 02-15-2020, 02:06 AM
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Is that even possible?
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Old 02-15-2020, 02:16 AM
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Are you gonna tell Mr. T it's not possible?
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Old 02-15-2020, 02:20 AM
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Should we pity the fool who tries to tell Mr. T anything?
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Old 02-15-2020, 03:55 AM
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Isn't he a nice guy in real life?
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Old 02-15-2020, 07:56 AM
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Who wants to get close enough to find out?
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Old 02-15-2020, 01:30 PM
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Didn’t the A-team get close to Mr. T?
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Old 02-15-2020, 05:36 PM
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And do you know where they are today?
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Old 02-15-2020, 06:25 PM
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Didn't they drive around a lot in their van? So, wouldn't they be driving their van somewhere still?
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Old 02-15-2020, 07:01 PM
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Is there any way of knowing that?
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Old 02-15-2020, 08:33 PM
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Did the Mystery Team drive the same van, just a cartoon version?
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Old 02-15-2020, 11:21 PM
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Was there a cartoon virgin involved?
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Is a cartoon virgin an animated fictional character who's never had sex, or a human being who's never watched a cartoon?
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Old 02-16-2020, 02:55 AM
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Which cartoon is this in?
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Old 02-16-2020, 03:05 AM
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Was it a cartoon like in the New Yorker, or an animated cartoon?
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Old 02-16-2020, 04:36 AM
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Aren't non animated cartoons called comics?
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Old 02-16-2020, 06:17 AM
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But aren't stand-up comics animated?
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Old 02-16-2020, 06:24 AM
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Would you call Steven Wright animated?
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Old 02-16-2020, 12:16 PM
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Could you even call Steven Wright barely alive?
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Old 02-16-2020, 04:39 PM
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Isn't he more like a propped-up comedian?
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Old 02-16-2020, 04:52 PM
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Was Gallagher a prop comedian?
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What do you suppose was BBB's deleted post?

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Old 02-16-2020, 10:27 PM
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Maybe not a question?
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Or maybe a question For Which The Dope Was Not Yet Ready?
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