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Old 02-13-2020, 10:34 AM
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Fun with flags
Local sportswriter has F word on her twitter home page.


Which one? Fun or flags?
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Warren campaign accused of racism in Nevada
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Does this electronic gizmo I want exist?
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The motion-detected pee slot is still a work in progress.
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Old 02-15-2020, 11:24 AM
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What do you call a single drop of sleet?
"Novel" Coronavirus.


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Old 02-15-2020, 03:38 PM
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Doomsday Machine(again)


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Old 02-15-2020, 11:01 PM
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Old 02-16-2020, 12:39 AM
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Critter Cam out back.


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Old 02-17-2020, 09:04 AM
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How the hell do recyclers clean out peanut butter jars?
Glass in garbage disposal.

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Old 02-17-2020, 09:19 AM
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Kids' Catchphrases or Words
How the hell do recyclers clean out peanut butter jars?


Doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it?
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Old 02-17-2020, 12:40 PM
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A mundane victory, please add yours
Free church-keys?

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Old 02-17-2020, 07:10 PM
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What do you call a single drop of sleet?
"Novel" Coronavirus.


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Old 02-18-2020, 07:20 AM
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How would you fix American policing? (UPDATED)
What if we let AI take over the legislative role


Then we'd finally achieve true equality ... everyone would be working in the silicon mines. IFOWONAIO.
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Old 02-18-2020, 10:07 AM
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Do some races smell...stronger than others?
Passive Zombies


They do get a wee bit rank.
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Old 02-18-2020, 10:35 AM
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What does it mean when a woman says "I'm comfortable with you."
Bathroom scales are worthless in the MMP


Hey now, men can be so comfortable they don't feel the need to check their weight, too!
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Old 02-18-2020, 11:33 AM
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What does it mean when a woman says "I'm comfortable with you."

A quick little English grammar lesson...
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Old 02-19-2020, 06:17 AM
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Doctors and Prostitutes - What's with the red light?
Universal symbols


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Old 02-19-2020, 09:18 AM
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Betelgeuse is more than 700 light-years away, so ....
How long can a virus survive outside of a host?


Why can't the Betelgeusites just fax their viruses to us like normal aliens?
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Old 02-19-2020, 09:54 PM
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Why did the Founding Fathers use such flowery prose?
1800(?)s Insult


Verily, all Experience hath shewn that thou art possessed of immense Stupidity, such as to constitute a Flaming Twit.
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Did tall races of 8' ever exist?
Airline passenger etiquette: reclining your seat


They used to exist, but were all wiped out in airplane seat-reclining skirmishes.
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Old 02-20-2020, 10:41 AM
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Mass Killings in the United States, 2020
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Alternatives to Teen sex - hey kids, try toe sucking instead.
Anyone know people who play relationship games like playing hard to get or have sex?

I think that could be a new movie franchise.

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Old 02-20-2020, 10:59 AM
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Who are you, O Cat?
New species of bird found in LV, the Western pigeon


Better figure out the cat thing fast, if you want to stick around.
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Other than salt in the water, what other things do ocean fish need in captivity?
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Would you die from 11 meters drop


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