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Old 07-03-2019, 08:18 PM
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Old 07-13-2019, 10:25 AM
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Old 07-14-2019, 01:59 PM
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I got better.
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Old 07-14-2019, 08:24 PM
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You got “better”? I think that is a matter under dispute.
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Old 07-14-2019, 08:27 PM
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Still with this thread? Only losers keep posting to this thread.
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Old 07-16-2019, 03:57 PM
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I might be a loser, but at least I ain't no Hoosier.

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Aruba, Jamaica?
Bermuda, Bahama?
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Old 07-17-2019, 08:27 AM
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Hoosier Daddy?
Reply 1 - My daddy is my daddy, that's who's my daddy!
Reply 2 - No, I can't possible be a Hoosier daddy - I've never even had sex in Indiana.
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Old 07-17-2019, 10:06 AM
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Why can't he pick #2?
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Old 07-17-2019, 11:36 AM
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You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But don't pick your friends nose.
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Perhap snot, but I can give my friend the finger. If they want to use it to pick their nose, so be it.

SWIDT? Perhap snot
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Old 07-18-2019, 09:14 AM
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Old 07-18-2019, 09:33 AM
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When you kiss your honey
And your nose is kinda runny,
You may think it's very funny
But it's snot.
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Old 07-19-2019, 08:57 AM
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If you think it's butter
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It's Chiffon!
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:18 PM
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I just killed a thread, a week or two back. And appropriately enough, it mentioned The End twice right outta the gate.
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Old 07-26-2019, 07:46 AM
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I'm only posting this to keep you from becoming an escherial killer. Surreal, huh?
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I am on a 30-step program, and when I get to step 30, I go back around again.
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Old 07-27-2019, 02:09 AM
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Well, looky here. A thread to kill.
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Old 07-27-2019, 10:31 AM
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I'd try to kill it but I've lost my touch.
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Old 07-27-2019, 11:49 PM
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Have you checked under the couch?
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Old 07-28-2019, 12:20 AM
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This thread is too old to die young.
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Old 07-28-2019, 12:28 AM
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Old 07-29-2019, 07:57 AM
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What is the sound of one thread dying?
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Old 08-05-2019, 11:24 PM
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Old 08-06-2019, 12:12 AM
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What is the sound of one thread dying?
First there is a really high-pitched screech, which is followed by a sort of ka-chunk sound as the two pieces fly apart.
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Old 08-12-2019, 08:16 AM
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Geez, a guy takes a little vacation and y'all abandon your duties...
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Old 08-12-2019, 10:21 AM
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Old 08-12-2019, 10:22 AM
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It's alive! It's alive!

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Old 08-12-2019, 10:52 AM
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:14 AM
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Yes, it is. For certain values of "alive".
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:29 PM
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Old 08-14-2019, 08:08 AM
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Don't know the words, Beck? Try here.
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Old 09-05-2019, 11:41 AM
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Old 09-05-2019, 12:15 PM
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Old 09-05-2019, 03:29 PM
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I kept this thing dead for 3 weeks, I am clearly the winner!
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Old 09-05-2019, 06:33 PM
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It wasn't dead, it was just resting. Remarkable thread, isn't it? Beautiful plumage.
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Old 09-06-2019, 07:58 AM
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Sorry, we don't discuss age here, plum or otherwise.
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Old 09-12-2019, 06:23 PM
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But we have discussed passion fruit, oranges, apples, grapefruit... hole and segments....... pomegranates, greengages, grapes, lemons, pl----------- wait! We have discussed plums here after all.


But not bananas.
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