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Old 10-11-2018, 10:52 PM
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Who wants me to go away?

Tardgasm? Cuntasstasia? E? et. al.?

What is it worth to you? We have a precedent at this board of people being paid to go away. How much will you pony up to not have me pointing and laughing as you pretend to be good people?
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:59 PM
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:00 PM
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Nobody here takes you seriously enough to bother paying you to go away when a simple "Ignore" will work the same. It's a bit of a shame, really. I don't remember you being such an amazingly regressive asshole before as you've been since 2015 or so. You stepped right off the cliff. Sad.
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:03 PM
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Pay? Really? Are you on crack?
Now, who are you?
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:17 PM
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:27 PM
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I'll pay three Pachinko balls and half a pack of Camels for you to throw yourself into a volcano.

Who are you, again?

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Old 10-11-2018, 11:40 PM
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Delusions of importance ... or even mattering ... are so ... cute.
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:40 PM
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I'd rather see people refute you with counterarguments that go right over that festering boil that serves you where normal people have a head.

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Old 10-11-2018, 11:54 PM
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I'd like to see you leave. The board would be a better place without you.

But I'm not going to pay you. I did however report you.
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:39 AM
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I don't remember you being such an amazingly regressive asshole before as you've been since 2015 or so.
Obviously his retirement is not going well. He's bored and has nothing better to do.

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Sad.
And pathetic. It's not even good trolling. Trolling is supposed to make you feel mad, not pity.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:06 AM
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This might be the most pathetic thread I've ever seen, which is an achievement in and of itself.

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Old 10-12-2018, 01:09 AM
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A Pitee party. I don't want you to go away, I want you get well. If that is elsewhere, go there. If it is here, stay.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:35 AM
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:49 AM
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:57 AM
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People were paid money to stay away? What a dumb idea. But tell me, for how much?
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:06 AM
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For the right price, I might be persuaded not to attend your event.
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:06 AM
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I'll pay $50 for you to write all future comments in iambic pentameter.
Don't knock it, that's the best offer so far.
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:35 AM
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Don't knock it, that's the best offer so far.
To be or not to be, that is the exaction

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Old 10-12-2018, 03:21 AM
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A Pitee party. I don't want you to go away, I want you get well. If that is elsewhere, go there. If it is here, stay.
I agree with this. You used to be different. You were always a bit of a dick but it was entertaining and occasionally useful. You've seemingly fallen on dark times in your personal life and you need to fix whatever is broken.
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:28 AM
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Tardgasm? Cuntasstasia? E? et. al.?

What is it worth to you? We have a precedent at this board of people being paid to go away. How much will you pony up to not have me pointing and laughing as you pretend to be good people?
I take it your health care plan doesn't pay for psychiatric care? If you start a GoFundMe for that purpose I might contribute to it.
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:12 AM
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Wow. You take a five-hour hike and the whole world completely missed the "drama monarch contest" and cared not a whit about it.
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:44 AM
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Tardgasm? Cuntasstasia? E? et. al.?

What is it worth to you? We have a precedent at this board of people being paid to go away. How much will you pony up to not have me pointing and laughing as you pretend to be good people?
I am well aware of my own obscurity but I really don't know who you are either.

I don't wish anyone to leave this place even for those who have treated me unkindly or unfairly.

I think there is a discussion on nihilism going on somewhere around here. I remember telling to myself that I don't matter several years ago. The words sounded too harsh at first, but then I repeated them a couple of times and enjoyed the way my inflated ego got purged from my body because I suddenly and unexpectedly felt somehow healed although I had never felt ailing before. Maybe it was a psychological experiment or maybe it was an epiphany, like a religious experience or something. I don't know. What I know, for instance, is that nobody cares whether I leave or continue to post here. Including myself.

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Old 10-12-2018, 07:21 AM
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Until this thread, I don't even remember reading a post of yours or interacting with you, despite your having been here a few years. I don't think you are as well known or provocative as you believe.
This post from another thread seems strangely appropriate.

P.s. - In order to see what the whole hubbub was about I clicked on View All Posts By Scumpup, which is how I found that one.

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Old 10-12-2018, 07:22 AM
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Old 10-12-2018, 07:51 AM
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I don't understand why all these other people are being such assholes. I'll gladly pay you cash to go away.
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Old 10-12-2018, 07:53 AM
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I think the original post sums up the mindset of a troll more succinctly than anything I've ever seen.
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:27 AM
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Pay, no. But I’ll trade you straight-up for that guy who always won at gambling and dropped his prescription meds or something - forgot his name but found him entertaining. Or maybe even the pyramid guy.
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:56 AM
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Tardgasm? Cuntasstasia? E? et. al.?

What is it worth to you? We have a precedent at this board of people being paid to go away. How much will you pony up to not have me pointing and laughing as you pretend to be good people?
Five American cents, and since when have I ever pretended to be a good person?
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:05 AM
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On a related note, I'm looking for someone to pay me money, in exchange for me having more money.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:06 AM
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I don't know this guy but feel kinda bad for him. There's a sad, desperate loneliness to this post with a soupçon of narcissism.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:15 AM
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...I remember telling to myself that I don't matter several years ago. The words sounded too harsh at first, but then I repeated them a couple of times and enjoyed the way my inflated ego got purged from my body because I suddenly and unexpectedly felt somehow healed although I had never felt ailing before...
Existentialism: Not Just For College Freshmen Any More.

I use principles of existentialist therapy in my practice every day. The most beautiful and freeing idea I ever got my head around was "I deserve nothing and I am going to die."

I do have to be careful how I present that to someone with suicidality, mind.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:26 AM
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I just clicked on this post to see if there was some information about who you are. Hoped there would at least be some links to interesting weird/dumb/insane posts. But no.

Much disappoint.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:33 AM
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Tardgasm? Cuntasstasia? E? et. al.?

What is it worth to you? We have a precedent at this board of people being paid to go away. How much will you pony up to not have me pointing and laughing as you pretend to be good people?
I see you've been here since 2003, but I don't ever recall seeing you post before.

And people say this board is getting too small.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:40 AM
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If it helps, I do know who you are. You do often come off as an asshole, but I still don't care if you stay or if you go. Good Luck.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:43 AM
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Well I remember seeing some of your posts and I'm a fucking moron, so either there are a lot of disingenuous vipers posting in this thread or maybe I'm on the upper end of the intelligence spectrum on this board (the best money is on the viper option).

Stay or go? It's your call, but if you feel unwelcome why would you want to keep posting? The Pit brings out the worst in people, so maybe stay out of here most of the time, and expect the worst when you wander in.
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:07 AM
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I'll pay $50 for you to write all future comments in iambic pentameter.
Don't knock it, that's the best offer so far.
Scumpup is not a name that means a thing.
(I guess I could assume he loves the Trump.)
The Hurricane, Scumpup and Whats-his-name:
Is this their goal? Be paid to leave the stump?

I'd pay to laugh! They're cheaper than a whore!
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:16 AM
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:16 AM
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It's a dog thing.
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:39 AM
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Sometimes these jerks just hypnotize me
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I guess that's why they will never get paid

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Old 10-12-2018, 11:00 AM
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:08 AM
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People were paid money to stay away? What a dumb idea. But tell me, for how much?
It was a guy whose name was something to do with frogs, iirc. And it was $500. I never found him overly annoying, personally. Not compared to some of the jerks we have around these days. Not to the point where I was reaching for my wallet, certainly.

The OP, otoh, is just a tryhard.
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:23 AM
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It was a guy whose name was something to do with frogs, iirc. And it was $500. I never found him overly annoying, personally. Not compared to some of the jerks we have around these days. Not to the point where I was reaching for my wallet, certainly.

The OP, otoh, is just a tryhard.
I thought it was Liberal, no?
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:24 AM
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:25 AM
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Who wants me to go away?

You should contact the Mods for a title change...perhaps to "Who gives a fuck whether I stay or not?"
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:26 AM
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It was a guy whose name was something to do with frogs, iirc. And it was $500. I never found him overly annoying, personally. Not compared to some of the jerks we have around these days. Not to the point where I was reaching for my wallet, certainly.

The OP, otoh, is just a tryhard.
As I recall (but for some reason cannot seem to verify at the moment), the offer was made by a member named Liberal to one named pseudotriton ruber ruber.

I found the incident both embarrassing and amusing and I did my part to egg them on even while mocking the idea.
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:41 AM
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The original offer seems inaccessible at the moment but this post has links to where it used to be, at least.
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:50 AM
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As I recall (but for some reason cannot seem to verify at the moment), the offer was made by a member named Liberal to one named pseudotriton ruber ruber.
Oh, right - salamanders!


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