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Old 03-02-2013, 12:18 AM
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Didn't Dan Quayle mess that slogan up?

Seventh quotation here: http://www.bauer.uh.edu/rsusmel/Other/Quayle.htm
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Isn't Dan Quayle's son running for something?
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Didn't you know he already served a term in the U.S. House but was defeated in the 2012 Republican primary?

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So, where'd I leave my green bowler hat and my plastic shillelagh?

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Who died and made YOU the Fashion Police?
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Wasn't it that Versace fellow?

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Didn't I see you discussing him with the Pontiff Emeritus?
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Could you find someplace 'way in back there?
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:32 AM
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:36 AM
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Over the river and through the woods?
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