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Is that Desmond Dekker & the Aces?
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Old 03-20-2016, 08:22 PM
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Old 03-20-2016, 10:32 PM
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Old 03-20-2016, 10:51 PM
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Michael Vick, is that you?
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Old 03-20-2016, 10:53 PM
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How did you kn... I mean, what makes you think that?
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Old 03-20-2016, 11:50 PM
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Maybe that wasn't the dogfighting I meant?
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Old 03-21-2016, 12:49 PM
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Old 03-21-2016, 01:07 PM
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Or tailing your wag?
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Old 03-21-2016, 03:28 PM
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Wild Ass Guess?
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Old 03-21-2016, 06:47 PM
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Tame Donkey Estimate?
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Old 03-21-2016, 06:49 PM
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Has this game changed to word association?
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Old 03-21-2016, 06:51 PM
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Johnny Olsen, will you show the folks at home the secret Password?
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Old 03-21-2016, 07:05 PM
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Old 03-21-2016, 09:29 PM
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whooee Jethro, Is that what they taught you at Oxford?
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Old 03-21-2016, 10:22 PM
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Why doesn't Oxford have anything to do with Oxen or Fords?
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Old 03-22-2016, 08:30 AM
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Oh, are you a Cambridge man, then?
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Old 03-22-2016, 01:14 PM
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What kind of cam would need a bridge over it?
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Old 03-22-2016, 01:52 PM
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Old 03-22-2016, 02:21 PM
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...the Molester?
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Old 03-22-2016, 02:56 PM
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You mean, like this?
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Old 03-22-2016, 03:49 PM
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Do Napster and Molester have any business links?
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Wouldn't the business directory have a listing of businesses between Molester and Napster?
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Old 03-22-2016, 11:38 PM
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Isn't it easier to molest someone who is napping?
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Old 03-22-2016, 11:48 PM
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How do you know that?
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Old 03-23-2016, 12:15 AM
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Do you really want to know the answer?
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Old 03-23-2016, 08:16 AM
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Old 03-23-2016, 08:24 AM
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Am I the only guy that doesn't object when the wife does it to me?
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Old 03-23-2016, 09:44 PM
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When have I ever objected when your wife did that to me?
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Old 03-23-2016, 10:49 PM
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What makes you think my wife would willingly go anywhere near you?
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Old 03-24-2016, 10:22 AM
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But yo mama is a different question, yes?
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Old 03-24-2016, 10:46 AM
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Nap time?
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Old 03-24-2016, 11:10 AM
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Old 03-24-2016, 03:10 PM
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What are you dreaming about?
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Old 03-24-2016, 06:37 PM
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Didja ever have that dream where you're a-walkin', I say a-walkin' down the side of the street and the mayor comes by in a chocolate parade float, and another guy, who may or may not be Dean Martin, pulls out a shotgun and shoots him, and chocolate gushes out of the mayor, covering the street, and then, y'know, as usual, King Kong eats Dean Martin and spits out the bones?
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Old 03-24-2016, 11:34 PM
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Whoa, that sounds totally awesome man. May I have whatever it is that you're smoking?
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Old 03-25-2016, 03:10 AM
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So how does that dream go exactly?
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Old 03-25-2016, 09:15 AM
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Well, doesn't it usually follow the dream where you're in a secondhand bookstore with Audrey Hepburn in her lingerie, making out in the Ancient History section, when the books all turn to rubber crows and bump against you and Audrey (who by now has become Pamela Anderson, and lost her lingerie) until you both fall down into a suddenly appearing rabbit hole, and crash onto the Titanic with the iceberg leering down at you?
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Old 03-25-2016, 09:32 AM
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Does it?
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Old 03-25-2016, 11:15 AM
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Do you mean to tell me you dream in the wrong order?
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Old 03-25-2016, 03:52 PM
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Well, I dream backwards. Is that a bad thing?
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Old 03-25-2016, 04:44 PM
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Old 03-25-2016, 06:06 PM
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Old 03-25-2016, 06:40 PM
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Wh*t *f w* j*st bl*nk th* v*w*ls?
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Old 03-25-2016, 06:43 PM
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What practical purpose would that have?
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Old 03-25-2016, 08:07 PM
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What impractical porpoise would that have?
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Old 03-25-2016, 09:40 PM
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Why does this seem a bit fishy?
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Old 03-25-2016, 09:41 PM
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There does seem to be a dolphinate change in theme, doesn't there?
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