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Do you mean blood type?
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Old 07-13-2017, 10:23 AM
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Are vampires really all that choosy about blood type. anyway?
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Do you want to volunteer your neck and let us know?
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Old 07-13-2017, 01:33 PM
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Well, would the vampire be female and hawt?
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Old 07-13-2017, 03:45 PM
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Is it a dealbreaker if the vampire isn't female and hawt?
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Old 07-14-2017, 12:28 AM
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Are those fangs, or are you just happy to see me?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:30 AM
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Don't most mammals have fangs? Don't even dogs and cats have fangs?
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Old 07-14-2017, 03:57 AM
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Wasn't Phyllis Diller married to a Fang?
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Old 07-14-2017, 04:05 AM
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If my cat's fangs are removed by a vet, is she still a cat?
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Old 07-15-2017, 12:29 AM
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Wouldn't that make it easier to pet that pussy?
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Old 07-15-2017, 03:13 AM
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Wouldn't you have to remove all the claws as well?
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Old 07-15-2017, 01:22 PM
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To keep from getting cat scratch fever?
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Old 07-15-2017, 03:06 PM
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What about dog drool dyspepsia?
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Old 07-15-2017, 04:17 PM
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So we're discussing alliterative animal allusions?
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:50 AM
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As in Peter's piglet pranced priggishly?
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:31 AM
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Did Peter's piglets prance priggishly? Or did they promenade primly or parade properly or perambulate ploddingly?
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:36 PM
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And did he pick a peck of pepper?
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:38 AM
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Wasn't that pickled pepper?
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:24 AM
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Have you ever eaten pickled pepper?
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:44 AM
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More importantly, have you ever eaten pickled pepper?
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Would it hurt your feelings if my answer is "no"?
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Old 07-18-2017, 01:29 AM
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Don't you know that Spoons is with the Pickled Peppers Association of Canada?
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Old 07-18-2017, 01:57 AM
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Am I?
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:46 AM
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:15 AM
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Is that really any of your business?
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:37 AM
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Is it any of MY business?
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:09 PM
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Why not give abashed a chance to answer?
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:39 PM
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Haven't we waited long enough for abashed to answer?
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Old 07-18-2017, 04:47 PM
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If we give him a chance to answer, will he ever shut up?
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Has this conversation taken a turn for the worse?
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Old 07-19-2017, 12:48 AM
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Wasn't it pretty crappy to begin with?
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Old 07-19-2017, 10:01 AM
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Do you really think that?
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Old 07-19-2017, 11:59 PM
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Would he lie to us?
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Old 07-20-2017, 12:25 AM
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Why wouldn't he lie to us?
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Old 07-20-2017, 05:22 AM
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Does he need a reason not to lie?
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Old 07-20-2017, 07:24 AM
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Do you ever need a reason to lie, or a reason not to lie?
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Old 07-20-2017, 10:17 AM
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Would you mind if I just lie down now?
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How can you think about lying down at a time like this?
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Old 07-21-2017, 06:13 AM
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Is there such a thing as lying up?
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Old 07-22-2017, 12:31 AM
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Is that the same as laying up, as in for the winter?
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Old 07-22-2017, 04:23 AM
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Isn't "laying up" something you do on the golf course?
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Wouldn't local obscenity laws preclude that?
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Do you have to be naked in order to lay up?
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Isn't it more fun that way?
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Old 07-24-2017, 01:34 AM
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Uh, can you gimme a minute while I check the ordinance book?
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:19 PM
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Why don't you take as long as you need?
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:25 AM
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Well, aren't you nice?
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Old 07-26-2017, 12:09 AM
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Naughty or nice?
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