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In 1954, a Buick was a Buick. It didn't look like a Chevy, which looks like a Pontiac, which you can't tell apart from an Olds. Like today...

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Old 09-04-2019, 12:32 PM
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Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out!
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Portia? They named their kid after a car?
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Well, I guess I shouldn't talk. I named my kids after snack foods: Brownie, Praline, Cherry and Baby Ruth.
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Old 09-04-2019, 02:07 PM
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Now, uh, Vincent, Tessa, Valerie, Janine, Martha, Andrew, Thomas, Walter, Pat, Linda, Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique, and Sasha, it's your bedtime.
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Goodnight my angel, now it’s time to dream
And dream how wonderful your life will be
Someday your child may cry, and if you sing this lullaby
Then in your heart there will always be a part of me
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Old 09-04-2019, 06:40 PM
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Everyday must end
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Old 09-05-2019, 11:36 AM
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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
but I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.
Remember. Miles to go before I sleep.
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Old 09-05-2019, 12:51 PM
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You've changed. You're daring. You're different in the woods.
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Old 09-05-2019, 04:55 PM
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"Petrified forest is a lot of dead trees in the desert that have turned to stone. Here's a good specimen."

"So that was once a tree? Hmmm. Petrified forest, eh? Suitable haven for me."
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Old 09-06-2019, 01:44 PM
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The ents are going to war! It is likely we go to our doom. The last march of the ents.
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Old 09-06-2019, 04:17 PM
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Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.
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Old 09-06-2019, 07:43 PM
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I'm hyperventilating! Does anyone have a giant paper bag?
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Old 09-07-2019, 06:17 PM
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What is wrong with you?
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Old 09-07-2019, 08:01 PM
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My cholesterol's a little high.
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Old 09-07-2019, 08:12 PM
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How do you feel?

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I got a bad feeling about this.
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Listen... you smell something?
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:18 AM
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What an incredible smell you've discovered.
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Old 09-09-2019, 03:53 PM
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You smell like a skunk.
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Old 09-09-2019, 07:08 PM
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You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
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Old 09-09-2019, 08:28 PM
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I fought for three reasons. I can't remember what they were. The first reason gets you in, and the reason when you are in is staying alive. I won't know the reason they find afterwards, but it will be a very good one for why it was fought. I'm sure I'll be glad.
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Back home, I tell people what I do for a living and they think well, now that figures. But over here, it's a big, a big mystery. So, I guess I've changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much my wife is even going to recognize me, whenever it is that I get back to her. And how I'll ever be able to tell her about days like today. Ah, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. The man means nothing to me. It's just a name. But if... You know if going to Rumelle and finding him so that he can go home. If that earns me the right to get back to my wife, then that's my mission.
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Old 09-10-2019, 11:16 AM
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We're on a mission from god.
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Old 09-10-2019, 11:22 AM
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Moses! Move the bike!
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Old 09-10-2019, 03:54 PM
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It's a big day for American cycling.
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Old 09-10-2019, 04:42 PM
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Hey! Are you really gonna shave your legs?
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:56 PM
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I never lie, Superintendent.
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:03 PM
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Oh, what a liar!
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:11 AM
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I'm saying that when the President does it, it's not illegal!
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:26 PM
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Goes with the job, I guess.
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Old 09-13-2019, 09:17 AM
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United States of America doesn't negotiate with terrorists.
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Old 09-13-2019, 09:22 AM
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Who said we were terrorists?
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Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Borg.
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Are you a god?

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Old 09-13-2019, 02:35 PM
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Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
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Old 09-13-2019, 02:47 PM
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Hey, mom! You won't believe our good luck. Guess what I found?
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Old 09-13-2019, 03:11 PM
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Four reels, sevens across on three $15,000 jackpots. Do you have any idea what the odds are?
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Old 09-13-2019, 04:32 PM
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Never tell me the odds!
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Old 09-14-2019, 12:28 PM
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So you're telling me there's a chance?
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:31 AM
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Larry, you dreamt all six numbers of a winning lottery ticket. We could have won eighteen million dollars! How is that a fluke?
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Old 09-15-2019, 04:18 PM
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Never play 13, 31, and the corners thereof for any serious length of time or any serious amount of money. It doesn't work.
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Sir, would you mind taking your feet off the table and putting your shoes on, please?
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Old 09-15-2019, 04:34 PM
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We've got elegance; if you ain't got elegance, you can never, ever carry it off.
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I got rhythm, I got music, I got my gal, who can ask for anything more?
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One ... hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!
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Old 09-16-2019, 05:27 PM
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The sanitarium was very expensive!
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Old 09-16-2019, 06:23 PM
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I'm going to someone who understands me, I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush!…Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him.
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The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was!
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Old 09-17-2019, 02:27 PM
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He's going to die anyway, and he knows it. And he knows that this is his last chance.
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