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Or the nuns on roller skates?
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Old 09-08-2019, 05:54 PM
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Who could ever forget the nuns on bicycles OR roller skates?
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Are the nuns that fall off the bicycles and roller skates, black and white and red all over?
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Old 09-08-2019, 06:37 PM
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Could you say the same about embarrassed zebras, or sunburned penguins?
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:37 PM
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OK, so into a bar walks an imam, a priest, and a rabbi, and, thru another entrance, come nuns on bicycles and roller skates, followed by red zebras and penguins. Does the bartender say, “What is this, some kind of a joke”?
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Wouldn't you?
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Old 09-09-2019, 03:06 AM
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Weren't there any stoats involved? On roller skates?
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Old 09-09-2019, 05:21 AM
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Or coyotes? Were the skates rocket-propelled?
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Old 09-09-2019, 08:58 AM
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Hey, has anyone seen my Acme catalogue?
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Old 09-09-2019, 11:48 AM
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Isn't it right there, under the anvil suspended by a balloon?
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Old 09-09-2019, 01:04 PM
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May I interest you in some birdseed, placed in a small dish in the middle of a desert highway under a very large and heavy rock outcropping?
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Old 09-09-2019, 04:03 PM
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Is the birdseed labelled with a sign that says, "Free"?
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Old 09-09-2019, 08:52 PM
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And are there big arrows pointing toward the dish?
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Old 09-10-2019, 12:00 AM
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Is the creature placing the dish and the sign and the arrows, carrying a very small parasol?
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Old 09-10-2019, 01:15 AM
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And is the heavy rock outcropping just above a tiny cliff ledge and the creature holding a sign with a tiny word balloon saying “Help”?
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Old 09-10-2019, 06:15 AM
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And is there a winding one-lane road on the side of a mountain, with a cliff on one side and a sheer drop on the other?
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Old 09-10-2019, 06:33 PM
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Shoudn't there also be a tunnel painted on a cliff somewhere?
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:35 PM
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And a coyote's body smashed against that tunnel shape?
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:59 PM
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Is it just me, or has this thread gone entirely Loony Tunes?
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Old 09-10-2019, 10:27 PM
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And what is its sponsor, the Acme Corporation?
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Old 09-10-2019, 11:58 PM
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Is it true that if you send your order to the Acme Corporation by putting it in the mailbox, the mailman will deliver your order two seconds later?
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Does time operate differently in a cartoon universe?
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:06 AM
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Does anything operate normally in a cartoon universe?
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:07 AM
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Does anything work normally in this universe?
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:19 AM
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Don’t you hope that at least most things work normally in this universe?
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:56 AM
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If superhero comics had their way, wouldn't we always question what universe we were in?
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What universe are we living in where Trump is president?
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Old 09-11-2019, 05:54 AM
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Oh, sweet Jebus, should we really be going there?
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Old 09-11-2019, 08:41 AM
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If there is a multiverse, how would you get to the other universes? Would it involve quantum tunneling, wormholes, tachyons?
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:14 AM
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I'm experiencing considerable temporal disorientation, am I in the universe where they never invented electric toothbrushes or is this the one where "The English Patient 5: Who Cares" won the Oscar for best picture in 2008?
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:26 AM
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Um, neither, I think...?
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:30 AM
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Why are you all giving me weird stares like that?
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:36 AM
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Would I get a weird stare from people if I said I preferred “The English Patient” over,say, “Battlefield:Earth”?
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:41 AM
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Wait a minute, are you saying we're in that universe where "Battlefield: Earth" won Best Documentary? Am I surrounded by Hubbardites?
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:54 AM
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Is that what they call scientologists in your universe?
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Old 09-11-2019, 10:04 AM
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That's not what they're called here?
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:52 PM
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Would it be OK if I didn't call them anything at all?
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:40 PM
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Is it OK if you didn’t call them late for supper?
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:48 PM
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It depends; what's for supper?
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Do I smell BBQ'd Scientologist?
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Old 09-11-2019, 05:07 PM
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Who else has "Scientologists Roasting on an Open Fire" as an earworm right now?
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Old 09-11-2019, 07:23 PM
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And who'd rather roast a Scientologist than a chipmunk?
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Old 09-11-2019, 07:52 PM
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Hey, over here, can you see my hand raised?
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Old 09-12-2019, 12:06 AM
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Do you want passed to you a plate of roast leg of Scientologist?
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Old 09-12-2019, 01:19 AM
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Is that the best part?
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:36 AM
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Isn't the worst part the brain, if any?
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:49 AM
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Is that even more than just a snack?
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:43 AM
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More like a morsel?
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:51 AM
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Should I get a brain transplant from a scientologist, since it's never been used?
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:59 AM
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But if it's never been used, how do you know it works?
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