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Down on the corner
Already talkin' how they gonna cut that take
I'm out here tryin' to earn a dollar, and
All I wannna do is stomp and holler...
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:15 AM
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Now, what y'all wanna do? (It's all about the Benjamins, baby)
Wanna be ballers, shot-callers (it's all about the Benjamins, baby)
Brawlers, who be dippin' in the Benz with the spoilers
(It's all about the Benjamins, baby) on the low
From the Jake in the Taurus (uh, uh, what the blood clot?)
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:51 AM
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I want to break free,
I want to break free,
I want to break free from your lies,
You're so self satisfied I don't need you.
I've got to break free;
God knows, God knows I want to break free.
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:49 AM
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The note on the table,
it told me goodbye
It said, you'd grown weary of living a lie,
Your love has died,
But mine still remaims..

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Old 09-11-2019, 03:39 AM
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Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,
Ain't got time to take a fast train,
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home,
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter.
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Old 09-11-2019, 05:27 AM
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All around the water tank, waiting for a train
A thousand miles away from home, sleeping in the rain
I walked up to a brakeman to give him a line of talk
He said "If you've got money, I'll see that you don't walk
I haven't got a nickel, not a penny can I shill
"Get off, get off, you railroad bum"
He slammed the boxcar door
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Old 09-11-2019, 08:35 AM
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Every time it rains it rains
Pennies from heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains
Pennies from heaven
You'll find your fortune falling
All over town
Be sure that your umbrella is upside down
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:18 AM
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Well I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them on to see
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:59 AM
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Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to
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Old 09-11-2019, 10:04 AM
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Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
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Old 09-11-2019, 10:51 AM
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I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
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Starry, starry night,
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,
Swirling clouds in violet haze,
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue....
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Old 09-11-2019, 11:02 AM
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My little China girl
You shouldn't mess with me
I'll ruin everything you are
You know, I'll give you television
I'll give you eyes of blue
I'll give you men's who want to rule the world

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Old 09-11-2019, 11:30 AM
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It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue
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Old 09-11-2019, 11:35 AM
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Although we had no money
I was rich as I could be
In my coat of many colors
My momma made for me
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Old 09-11-2019, 11:50 AM
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Momma, you had me, but I never had you
I wanted you, you didn't want me
So I, I just gotta tell you
Goodbye, goodbye
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Old 09-11-2019, 11:54 AM
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Are you going away with no word of farewell
Will there be not a trace left behind
Well, I could've loved you better, didn't mean to be unkind
You know that was the last thing on my mind
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:48 PM
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But I wish there was somethin' you would do or say
To try and make me change my mind and stay
We never did too much talkin' anyway
But don't think twice, it's all right
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I'm charged up I'm kinda wooden
I'm barely moving I study motion
I study myself I fooled myself
I'm charged up it's pretty intense
I'm charged up don't put me down
Don't feel like talking don't mess around
I feel mean I feel okay
I'm charged up, electricity!
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Old 09-11-2019, 05:02 PM
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Workin' so hard like a soldier,
Can't afford a thing on TV,
Deep in my heart I'm a warrior,
Can't get food for the kid, good God--

We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue,
And then we'll take it higher....
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Old 09-11-2019, 05:56 PM
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I sing the body electric
I celebrate the me and to come
I toast to my own reunion
When I become one with the sun
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:33 PM
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I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm losing control
Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!
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Old 09-11-2019, 10:25 PM
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You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
Get ya jumping like a real live wire,
Need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
So hold on, Mr., don't you blow your last resistor on a sister that'll certify ya

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Old 09-11-2019, 10:39 PM
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I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
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Old 09-12-2019, 02:52 AM
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Love's a burnin' thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire...
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Old 09-12-2019, 03:15 AM
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I'm ridin' in your car,
You turn on the radio,
You're pullin' me close,
I just say no.
I say I don't like it,
But you know I'm a liar,
'Cause when we kiss, ooh--
Fire....
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:47 AM
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Shouldn't I have this?
Shouldn't I have this?
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passionate kisses
Passionate kisses, whoa-oh-oh
Passionate kisses from you?
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:58 AM
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Aint no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want some extra time in your...


Kiss
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:01 AM
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When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:20 AM
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Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You'll wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band, and make the fireflies dance
Silvermoon's sparkling
So kiss me
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:31 AM
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Oh, baby, just to feel this feeling
That everything that you do gives me
It's been too long since somebody whispered
Shut up and kiss me
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:02 PM
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I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore, that I would love you to the end of time
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:42 PM
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Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
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Old 09-12-2019, 06:10 PM
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Please, Mister, please, don't play B-17
It was our song, it was his song, but it's over
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Old 09-12-2019, 06:29 PM
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Don't put another dime in the jukebox
I don't wanna hear that song no more
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Old 09-12-2019, 06:59 PM
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Prop me up beside the jukebox, if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven, I just don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand
Put a stiff drink in my hand
People can pay their last respects one quarter at a time...

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Old 09-12-2019, 08:43 PM
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Moppin‘ up sodapop rickeys
To our heart’s delight
Dancin‘ to swingeroo quickies
Jukebox saturday night
Goodman and Kyser and Miller
Help to make things bright
Mixin‘ hot licks with vanilla
Jukebox saturday night
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:49 PM
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Oh, don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oh, Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:40 PM
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And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:49 PM
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Think I got your dial tone
Think I got billy baxter's bone
Think I got a bubble-sac
Think I got a big mac attack
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Old 09-12-2019, 11:16 PM
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My arms are missing you,
My lips feel the same way too,
I tried so hard to be true, like I promised to do,
But this guy keeps comin' around,
He's tryin' to wear my resistance down.
Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy,
Oh, Jimmy Mack, when are you comin' back?
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Old 09-13-2019, 12:14 AM
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There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
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Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
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Old 09-13-2019, 01:24 AM
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Ooh that's why I'm easy,
I'm easy like Sunday morning.
That's why I'm easy,
I'm easy like Sunday morning.
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Old 09-13-2019, 01:34 AM
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Monday, Monday
Can't trust that say,
Monday, Monday,
Sometimes it just turns out thst way
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Old 09-13-2019, 05:05 AM
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I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot, ooo
The whole day down
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Old 09-13-2019, 08:39 AM
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Shooting at the walls of heartache bang, bang
I am the warrior
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Old 09-13-2019, 08:49 AM
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I'm a hussar, I'm a Hun, I'm a wretched Englishman
Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo
I'm a dragoon on a dun, I'm a Cossack on the run
I'm a horse soldier, timeless, through and through
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Old 09-13-2019, 08:57 AM
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'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
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