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I just pissed myself
by accident; or was it
really on purpose?
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Old 02-24-2010, 10:20 AM
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really on purpose?
a brown stain appears and grows
lighting your own farts
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Old 02-24-2010, 10:30 AM
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Lighting your own farts?
Not the classiest hobby
That's for sure, my friend.
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:38 AM
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That's for sure, my friend
This true and for real statement
This haiku is lame
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:46 AM
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"This haiku is lame"?
Although not unbiased, I
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:49 AM
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Must now disagree
To agree to disagree
That disagrievance
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:00 PM
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That "disagrievance"
really makes me grind my teeth;
It's not a real word!
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:50 PM
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It's not a real word!
"Irregardless!" Regardless
or Irrespective
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:59 PM
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Or Irrespective
of anything apropos
I present to you
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:05 PM
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I present to you
one butt cheek, then the other
a full moon tonight
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A full moon tonight
Do folks truly go crazy?
Or is that a myth?
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:09 PM
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A full moon tonight
Benicio will howl soon
and so will Lupine
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:10 PM
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Or is that a myth?
The wench did wonder out loud.
The scotsman proved it.
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:14 PM
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The Scotsman proved it
Butt against glass is pressed ham
Don't ask for gravy

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Old 02-24-2010, 01:29 PM
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don't ask for gravy
on french fries with mayonnaise
KFC shooting
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:38 PM
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KFC shooting
They got the colonel, oh no
Blood-splattered white suit
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:51 PM
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Blood-spattered white suit
Very hard to clean, James Bond.
This will cost extra.
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:53 PM
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"This will cost extra"
She said with her whorish smile.
Where's an ATM?
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:57 PM
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Where's an ATM?
The blonde likes me, I can tell.
Must hide the receipts.

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Old 02-24-2010, 02:01 PM
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Blood-spattered white suit
Very hard to clean, James Bond.
This will cost extra.
Threadwinner so far, I'd say.

"Must hide the receipts,"
said the Mob accountant, Sal,
as he wiped his brow.
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:03 PM
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As he wiped his brow,
His greatest fear was confirmed:
No toilet paper.
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No toilet paper!
What a dread realization -
How I would hate that.
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:15 PM
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No toilet paper
In this inn, staying here
Is not number one
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:17 PM
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No toilet paper!
What a dread realization -
How I would hate that.
How I would hate that
My turn to be too slow here
Like some evil race

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like some evil race
of snakelike eyeless monters
I lurk in darkness
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:22 PM
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I lurk in darkness
Eternal life with sharp teeth;
Call me vampire.

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Old 02-24-2010, 02:23 PM
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Like some evil race
Of yowling, starved refugees --
The cats in the yard.
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:25 PM
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"Call me vampire."
Thus begins Melville's take on
Dracula's story.

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Old 02-24-2010, 02:27 PM
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Not sure which one to go with, so I am going to stick with the vampire line

call me a vampire
and I will tear out your heart
werewolves are better

ETA:
pervs clad as critters
are dangerous to us all
they trick us with fur

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Old 02-24-2010, 02:35 PM
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They trick us with fur
but PETA scowls, flings fake blood,
screams, "Fur is murder!"
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:36 PM
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screams "fur is murder"
split the nighttime air in two
why are they so loud?
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:39 PM
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Why are they so loud?
Alcohol fuels their passion.
Man, these walls are thin.
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:40 PM
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Man, these wall are thin
My fist penetrates with ease
stupid computer
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:46 PM
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Stupid Computer
Oh how I love and hate thee
Wait! WoW is back now.

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Old 02-24-2010, 03:08 PM
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Wait! Wow is back now
but then again life awaits
oh screw it, let's play!
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Old 02-24-2010, 03:19 PM
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Oh screw it, let's play!
Work is dull and tedious.
Oh yeah, it pays bills.
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Old 02-24-2010, 03:20 PM
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gambler's anonymous
13th step drop off
(missed it by "that much")

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Old 02-24-2010, 03:27 PM
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Oh screw it, let's play!
Work is dull and tedious.
Oh yeah, it pays bills.
Oh yeah, it pays the Bills
NFL revenue sharing
And Ralph Wilson's cash
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And Ralph Wilson's cash
means nothing to me, really;
I want fried chicken!
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Old 02-24-2010, 03:42 PM
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I want fried chicken
especially from pop-eye's
best chicken ever
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Old 02-24-2010, 04:16 PM
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best chicken ever
exclaimed the doting husband
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Old 02-24-2010, 04:33 PM
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why make this so hard?
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uxoriously
yes, I had to look it up
p-whipped, don't cha know

edit: frackin' late again

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Old 02-24-2010, 04:37 PM
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why make this so hard?
it's the hardest one I've seen!
(yes, that's what she said)

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Old 02-24-2010, 04:57 PM
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(yes, that's what she said)
Yes! She screamed oragsmically
At the ice cream shop
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At the ice cream shop,
All the children were laughing.
Then the fire started.
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Then the fire started
Burn all Spinal Tap records
Include Shark Sandwhich
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Pipped!

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Old 02-24-2010, 07:07 PM
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Making this game fun
Let's all play it buck naked
Take off that parka
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