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Today I hear the robin sing
Today the thrush is on the wing
Today who knows what life will bring
Today...
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If they want someone to act outside of a trench, they can get themselves a goddamn stuntman!
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She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
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Old 09-08-2019, 07:59 AM
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But why couldn't you fight a penguin?
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Old 09-08-2019, 02:28 PM
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'Ello 'ello 'ello - what's all this, then?
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Iiiiiiimanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
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Old 09-10-2019, 04:56 PM
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Tonight we're going to sort it all out, for tonight is The Meaning Of Life.
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Old 09-11-2019, 06:11 PM
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We'll be showing you more of that photograph later in the programme...unless we hear from Charles or Michael.
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Old 09-11-2019, 11:31 PM
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No, no, no, my fish's name is Eric, Eric the fish. He's an halibut.
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Old 09-14-2019, 07:50 PM
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I wave my private parts in your general direction!
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Old 09-15-2019, 01:38 PM
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He's a halibut.
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Old 09-17-2019, 07:19 PM
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Four HOURS to bury the cat?

Yes, it wouldn't keep still.
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Old 09-17-2019, 09:56 PM
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He's a[n] halibut.
See two posts earlier.

I waggled me wig!
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Good evening. It's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television to explode.
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Scott: (shouts) I get to fight the lion.
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Oh, I don't know what's good about it, my right arm's hanging off something awful.
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And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
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Dinsdale...?
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