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Old 04-20-2014, 10:04 PM
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Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes


Inspired by all the "fake facts" threads that are tons of fun, and also the very popular Trivia Dominoes thread, I thought we might try one that combines both.

The rules are exactly like the Trivia Dominoes thread, with the exception that everything you post has to be made up off the top of your head, and can't be true!

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Dick York almost died during the filming of the 3rd episode of the show "Bewitched" during a moment when they stopped filming to "twitch" him out of the scene. One of the light fixtures fell moments after he walked out of frame, and in a sense, Samantha's power saved the actor's life by getting him to move out of the very spot where the fixture landed.
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New York was founded because Dick York didn't want to do "Bewitched" anymore.
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Old 04-21-2014, 04:33 AM
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New York was so named because the original settlers came from the town of New in Ireland, and york, which means "new" in Gaelic.
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New Ireland was a 1979 movie about a colony of leprechauns trying to make a start in colonial Massachusetts. It featured the obligatory romance between a boy leprechaun and a Salem witch.
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A leprechaun always had a pot of gold because it was their chamber pot, which they filled every morning.
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Newspaper magnate WIlliam Randolph Hearst, who was largely responsible for the outlawing of marijuana in the USA, kept large numbers of marijuana plants on his estate, and was a heavy pot smoker himself.

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Old 04-21-2014, 10:38 AM
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Although Hearst did have a treasured sled as a child, it wasn't named Rosebud. That was made up by Orson Wells for Citizen Kane for the sake of plausible deniability. Hearst's actual sled was named Daffodil.
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There was once a move to make a biopic about the life of Orson Welles, which Welles himself was refused the starring role in because producers deemed him too fat to portray himself.
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Mel Brooks' The Producers was inspired by a real animated feature-length pro-Hitler Mickey Mouse musical that Walt Disney was about to release at Christmastime in 1941. After the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and American declaration of war on Germany, the movie was returned to the vaults, never to be seen again.
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Adolph Hitler was actually the seventh son of a seventh son, and claimed to be guided by the spirits of Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great and Charlemagne.
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Weird Al Yankovic is a direct descendant of Julius Caesar. Caesar was stabbed 27 times, a fact that is honored by the number 27 appearing somewhere on each of Weird Al's album covers.
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Weird Al did a Ph.D in Astrophysics at Caltech.
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Weird Al did a Ph.D in Astrophysics at Caltech.
Which was founded, of course, by Calvin Tech.
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Before becoming a fashion designer, Calvin Klein held a number of jobs; among them, truck driver, insurance salesman, and drywaller.
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Truck drivers need not obey traffic laws on highways.
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In order for a road to be called a "highway" it must be at least 20 feet above sea level.
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Bing Crosby and Bob Hope were working on a last "Road Picture" when Bing died; it's working title was The Road to Tomorrow. Dorothy Lamour was not to be in it.
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Singer David Crosby visited the mother of the auto accident victim from whom he received his new liver, and they ended up dating for several months.
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Singer David Crosby visited the mother of the auto accident victim from whom he received his new liver, and they ended up dating for several months.
The first recorded automobile accident victim was one Mrs Dorothy Airbag of Ipswich, Suffolk, UK.
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Ipswich got it's name back in the 8th century when a time traveler arrived from the future and attempted to tell the people about internet technology hardware.
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Suffolk University was founded so men in newly independent MA could train in the Law.
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Dick Wolf's original pitch for one of his famous shows was actually "Law and Odor."
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The odor of moon rocks is similar to that of thyme.
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The record for the greatest number of appearances in a UK crime drama series is by one Laura Norder.
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Faye Dunaway personally called the organizers of the Golden Raspberry awards ,and begged them to nominate her as Worst Actress for the flop thriller The Eyes of Laura Mas

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Technically, the raspberry is a vegetable.
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The word "vegetable" originally comes a mix from Teutonic and Romance roots, and literally means "begettable" or "reproducible", possibly because phallic-shaped carrots and suchlike were seen as aids to virility.
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The idea behind this thread has never, ever been done before.

I am not a party-pooper.
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The idea behind this thread has never, ever been done before.

I am not a party-pooper.
The term "party-pooper" derives from the french "Part Poupere" which means "half dead".

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Any work about a vampire is outlawed in France.
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The original idea for this thread was first mooted in "Ye Strayte Doppe", a pamphlet first printed in St. Paul's churchyard circa 1673.
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William Shakespeare was originally buried in his church courtyard.
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While reading a long dead relative's diary, Matt Groening found out the Jack the Ripper was actually zombie Shakespeare, and was killed by the diariest, who quoted Shakespeare real last line: Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?
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Matt Groening and Seth Macfarlane planned a "Simpsons"/"Family Guy" crossover. Fox forbade it.
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Just revealed: for all these years blind lawyer Matt Murdock has NOT been Daredevil; instead, that costumed superhero is secretly Matt's partner Foggy Nelson.
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Foggy Dew whiskey is so named because of the pure natural dew that is harvested from the long grasses on the Scottish heaths every morning, during cloudy weather.
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Jazz great Jelly Roll Morton got his nickname when he nearly died after rolling into a vault of jelly while on a school trip to a Welch's grape jelly factory.
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Jack Welch went to prison for embezzlement.
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Jack Black's real name is Winston Henrietta Stanfield.
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The School of Rock curse refers to the fact that over half of the children in the cast of that movie have been arrested on various charges from minor to felony since the release of that film, including Miranda Cosgrove.
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Children who skip school are 27% more likely to make up statistics on the spot than children who attend classes regularly.
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Alan Hale, who played the Skipper on Gilligan's Island, asked the producers to come up with a name for his character. After they did so (giving the character the name Jonas Grumby) he invoked an obscure clause in the standard SAG contract which entitled him to a higher salary per episode because he was now playing a named character.

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Hale came up with the name "Jonas Grumby" from the Bible story of Jonah and the Whale (suitable for a sailor); and the short story "Billy Grumby," which was about an inept Navy sailor, and which Hale had read in the "Saturday Evening Post" during the 1950s.
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Though the Bible has Jonah living in the whale, modern scholarship suggests that he actually had a time-share arrangement wherein he stayed in the whale only on alternate weekends.
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The Bible is being translated into baby talk.
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Babies can be taught Klingon.
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Though Klingon is beloved by Star Trek fans, who believe it is a made-up language of the 20th century, it is actually based upon Old Russian, as spoken in the 17th century.
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Because of irregularities in Earth's orbit, the 20th century was only 98 years long.
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Irregularities in Earth's orbit mean that the planet we think is Mars is actually the star Rigel-7.
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