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...literally explode.
But they keep coming back for more, just like...
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...Wile E. Coyote. Ya know, he finally caught the road runner.
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Shook his hand and bought him a drink.


They ended up_____.
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... talking about the physics of running off a cliff and not falling until you look down.

Then they started talking about falling pianos, and ...
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The Acme novelty and TNT company.

They came to the conclusion _______.
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...that whatever cartoon god exists has a sick sense of humor.

Then they agreed to...

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Old 08-31-2019, 12:09 PM
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... order another round of drinks.

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...puked, got into fights, and were arrested.

Road Runner woke up in jail first and walked straight thru the bars and the first thing he did was...
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...get the keys and let Wile E. out.

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The canyons and cliffs. Normal hijinx ensued.


Both wore a smile and______.
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... nothing else.

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each was attracted to Bugs Bunny.

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A dangerous love triangle that could get ugly.


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... simply ignoring the whole thing.

That worked really well until ...
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...Daffy Duck showed up.

This duck has problems that could only be solved by...
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... Elmer Fudd and his shotgun.

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...Elmer shotgunned Daffy with primo.

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... a sign saying "Rabbit Season."

Daffy looked Elmer straight in the eye, and said, ...
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Too bad, sucka!

He flew south for the_______.
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... margaritas, because they're better in Mexico.

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... they got into a shooting match.

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They shot out all the lights.


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... the lights came on and they realized that they were in "The Bunny of Seville."

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...quickly exited, stage right, right behind a pink mountain lion.

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... pair of meeces.

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