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Old 09-05-2018, 11:16 PM
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Don't Bump This Thread!


Just let it die.
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Old 09-05-2018, 11:51 PM
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Why?
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Probably gunning for shortest thread. Doesn't realize there are plenty of threads with no replies so a tie is the best to be hoped for.

The actual shortest thread is one that is never started. Plenty of those, too.
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Just let it die.
ok!
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*bump*
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Don't think about an elephant!
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Old 09-06-2018, 08:50 AM
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I got an elephant's memory. So I'll always remember not to bump this thread.

D'OH!
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Aw! Peanuts!
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Is there anything worse than the sound of a thread dying?
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Is there anything worse than the sound of a thread dying?
Yes. The Bee-Gees stayin' alive.
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I've killed many a thread in my day. I expect this will be no different.

There.
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I've killed many a thread in my day. I expect this will be no different.

There.
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Old 09-06-2018, 11:37 AM
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Now watch as some smartass mod comes along and says something like "if you have a problem with this thread being bumped, I can keep that from happening" - right before they lock it.

Just a matter of time, really. Remember - I called that.
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Ah, but WHAT did you call it? Bob? Marie? Late for dinner?
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Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST?
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!
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kayaker is Guy Fieri?
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Well, let's kick it up a notch!
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Let's catch the train to Flavortown!
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kayaker is Guy Fieri?
OMG, nooooooooo!

That guy freaks me out. He visits cool places, they cook their stuff, and then he takes these huge-ass bites, stuffing more into his mouth than should be able to fit.
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This is a thread I will not bump.
I will not bump it.
I will not thump it.
I will not pump it.
I won't even Trump it.


*But I might give it a nudge*
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My butt itches. I think I'll bump this thread.
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I feel the bump!
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I bumped my head.
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My cat bumped my head as I read this.
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Old 09-06-2018, 05:09 PM
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I will not bump this silly thread,
I will not bump it, Fred-I-said.
I will not bump it here or there,
I will not bump it anywhere.
I will not bump this silly thread,
I will not bump it, Fred-I-said.
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I am calling Dr. Pimple Popper for this bump.
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I usually don't do bumps of threads. Just bumps of the blowcaines.
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Ain't gonna bump no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5SmbvOCRWM
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Bump, bump.
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Goosebump
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By Vangie Beal

In online forums and other online discussion spaces bump is the word used to describe an action (e.g. a message post) so that a particular thread is returned to the top in the list of threads. Some users may even post a message with only the word "bump" to indicate they are posting only to bump the thread to the top of the list where more users will see it.
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Bumped up my knowledge of MBs.
Thanks so much!
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Whoomp; there it is.
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Back in the 1970s disco era, there was a dance called "The Bump." Did anybody (other than me) dance it?
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Did anybody (other than me) dance it?
Not personally, and I think I dodged a bullet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW8jgqjJ73g
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?


To the bump, to the bump, to the bump bump bump
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Old 09-07-2018, 09:07 AM
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I'm a thread bumper
I'm a thread bumper
Watch me bump this thread
That you just read.

I'm a thread bumper
I'm a thread bumper
Bumping this thread now.
Wow, wow, wow
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new Baker's Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps

1. Bumplestiltskin
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Baker's Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps

1. Bumplestiltskin
2. Humpty Bumpty
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Baker's Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps

1. Bumplestiltskin
2. Humpty Bumpty
3. Natty Bumppo
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3. Natty Bumppo
Leatherstocking.
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*dances around the thread, since she's not allowed to dance around the room during a meeting*
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*dances around the thread, since she's not allowed to dance around the room during a meeting*
Don't trip over anything, remember what happened last time!
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What this thread needs is some bumper music.
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Poison ivy bumps (with pus)
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Is it OK if I burp this thread?

*burp*

Must be a barge coming through.
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