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Old 07-22-2019, 10:25 AM
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Old 07-23-2019, 10:50 PM
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Wait a minute here, they're just using the same actor over and over! What kind of cut-rate production is this?
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Old 08-31-2019, 09:07 PM
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Old 08-31-2019, 11:33 PM
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If my figures are correct:

Toy Story - 6
A Bug's Life - 2
Toy Story 2 - 0
Monsters, Inc. - 1
Finding Nemo - 1
The Incredibles - 9
Cars - 5
Ratatouille - 0
WALL-E - 0
Up - 4
Toy Story 3 - 1
Cars 2 - 0
Brave - 1
Monsters University - 0
Inside Out - 2
The Good Dinosaur - 0
Finding Dory - 0
Cars 3 - 0
Coco - 0
Incredibles 2 - 1
Toy Story 4 - 0

Tangled - 1 (which is not actually a Pixar movie)
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Old 09-01-2019, 01:14 PM
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Old 09-01-2019, 01:27 PM
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No, Buzz. I am your father.
Shouldn't that be: No, Buzz. I am your father.
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Shouldn't that be: No, Buzz. I am your father.
Nope. See at 1:21 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GerXJVoOeJA
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