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Originally Posted by Measure for Measure View Post
Also Larry Pratt, Executive Director Emeritus of Gun Owners of America reading a script: “Children under 5 have elevated levels of the pheromone Blink-182, produced by the part of the liver known as Rita Ora. This allows nerve reflexes to travel along the Cardi B pathway to the Wiz Khalifa 40% faster.” .
This is so reminiscent of Chris Morris in the "cake" episode of "Brass Eye"

It is NSFW of course and the opening section where he hassles a poor drug dealer for "yellow bentines" and "Triple-Sod" is wonderful.


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