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Some very seasoned punsters in this thread.
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Isn't it ironic that you always hear about some myrrh in winter?
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When I look at the myrrh I'm often surprised.

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Myrrhs make me frankly incensed!
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Old 03-15-2019, 12:10 AM
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That response was golden!
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I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel.
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Old 03-15-2019, 01:02 AM
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Naw, you're just in de Nile.
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My God, that makes me Hapi.
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Old 03-15-2019, 07:37 AM
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Pyramid d'Nile to find Hapi-ness.
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Well it sounds like you're all Set then.
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Old 03-15-2019, 07:44 PM
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The other crew team had ringers. We didn't get a fair row.
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Tut, tut.
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Old 03-16-2019, 08:23 AM
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Hoo-Ra!
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Old 03-17-2019, 01:39 AM
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What's that thing up in the sky at night? Oh yes; Amun.
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I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs, but it turned out to be a pyramid scheme.
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Like sands through the hour glass....
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Old 03-17-2019, 02:17 AM
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You're kidding, right?
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I only see dark.shadows.
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Old 03-18-2019, 09:31 AM
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I think we need to get you to a hospital, General.
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A hospital? What is it? I hope it's not something major, Major.
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Old 03-18-2019, 07:23 PM
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It's private, Private.
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Old 03-18-2019, 07:26 PM
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Is it something about your Seamen?
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Old 03-18-2019, 07:29 PM
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Well, it must be something related to the body, Corporal.
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Old 03-18-2019, 08:01 PM
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Lou Tenant, here. I'll be your nurse, today.
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Old 03-18-2019, 08:49 PM
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Yo, man!
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Old 03-18-2019, 09:07 PM
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Let's apply jelly to your naval.
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Old 03-19-2019, 07:22 AM
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Don't be so...umm...billicose.
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Do Billicose veins have something to do with vessels?
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Old 03-21-2019, 10:47 PM
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Ship happens.
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Tom cruises.
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Oh, look your flies open!
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Old 03-22-2019, 07:40 AM
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Jay walks.
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Old 03-22-2019, 11:45 AM
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Steve jobs
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Old 03-22-2019, 04:27 PM
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Ringo stars.
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Taylor's swift.
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Art's a carney.
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Old 03-22-2019, 11:24 PM
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Vincent's van goes.
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Chuck's buried.
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Old Yesterday, 11:13 PM
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Pop rocks.
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Pop rocks, but Ma wished he'd play classical.
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They could meet in the middle over 'Big Band' music.
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