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"I am not going to support Broadway's Disneyfication," said Tom, Frozenly.
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"I hated that production anyway", said Peter, panning it.
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Old 04-04-2018, 10:38 AM
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"I hear the Snow White production is deep in the hole;" Tom said, belittling it.
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:17 AM
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"It was dwarfed by "Damn Yankees," said Tom, devilishly.
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:50 AM
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"But it beat The Wizard of Oz", said Elphaba, wickedly.
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Old 04-04-2018, 12:24 PM
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"Sheriff Woody was never my favorite Pixar character," Tom buzzed.
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Old 04-04-2018, 02:10 PM
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"I've seen musicals from the weirdest source material," said Tom, cattily.
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:28 AM
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"I wish they'd stop smoking in here," Tom fumed.
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Old 04-05-2018, 11:27 AM
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"Or at least use those e-cigs", Tom continued, vapidly.
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"Why not fight fire with fire and break out your old corn cob," Mrs. Tom piped up.
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Old 04-05-2018, 04:30 PM
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"The President didn't never quite say that," Sarah trumpeted.
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Old 04-05-2018, 05:02 PM
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"I like that video game where you go digging in mines," Tom said craftily.
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Old 04-06-2018, 08:24 AM
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"I'm embarrassed at the amount of rouge you put on me," said Tom, red faced.
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Old 04-06-2018, 10:06 AM
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"I'm sad this thread has veered away from Broadway", said Les, miserably.
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Old 04-06-2018, 10:54 AM
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"Yes, Thread Games are best when the set-up and continuation makes up the fabric," Tom needled.
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Old 04-06-2018, 11:37 AM
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"There is no narrow path to getting on stage," said Tom, taking the broad way.
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Old 04-06-2018, 12:57 PM
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"Your hair looks like it was cut with a lawn mower" said Tom, snippily.

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"I'd like to see Shodan here again and again," said Tom guardedly.
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:24 AM
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"I still cannot believe the results of the 2000 election," said Al Gore, unprecedented
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:50 PM
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"Do as I say, not as I do", said Al Gore, warmly.

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Old 04-07-2018, 09:12 PM
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"I have a job making sure that everything is split fairly and right down the middle," said Tom, equivocating.
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Old 04-09-2018, 06:15 PM
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"I'll come up... with something... once I catch... my breath," said Tom, exasperated.
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:49 PM
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"You'd better let a qualified medical professional in a non-hospital practice look you over," Tom said clinically.
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Old 04-10-2018, 01:21 PM
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"Perhaps we should call Dr. House," said Tom, peering in.
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Old 04-10-2018, 01:28 PM
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"Do you mind me sticking this sterile metal implement inside you?" Dr. Tom probed.
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Old 04-10-2018, 01:35 PM
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"I'll start by making a cut in the skin ... here," said Dr. Tom, incisively.
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Old 04-10-2018, 02:19 PM
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"Your lawsuit is going nowhere, pal," said Judge Tom dismissively.
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:08 PM
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"Uh, you're a good mohel, right? After you make the cut make sure you check," said Tom, circumspectly.
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Old 04-10-2018, 09:06 PM
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"Do we have to go to McDonald's again?" Tom asked archly.
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Old 04-10-2018, 11:51 PM
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"Why can't I squeeze this toilet paper?" asked Tom charminly.

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Old 04-11-2018, 10:20 AM
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"I need something to get more air into this fire before it dies out!" Tom bellowed.
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Old 04-11-2018, 02:01 PM
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"I just can't get motivated to film myself in the act of finding a random person and killing him," said Tom, not feeling up to snuff.
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Old 04-12-2018, 01:48 PM
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“That’s why they call it a “boom”, for the sound it makes when it smacks your head. Next time, keep your head down while I’m turning the sailboat this way!”, Tom gibed.
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Old 04-12-2018, 10:05 PM
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"Off we go to San Francisco, everybody!" Tom said gaily.
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Old 04-14-2018, 09:48 AM
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"You know, I might maybe run for President in 2020," said Mike, pensively, but with perfect vision)
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Old 04-14-2018, 04:08 PM
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"I might do some trimming out in front of the house today, but maybe not," Tom hedged.
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:46 AM
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"That's... odd", said Tom unevenly.
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:25 PM
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"My superadvanced deathbeam will use neither A-rays nor C-rays!" Tom brayed.
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Old 04-16-2018, 02:39 PM
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"That's... odd", said Tom unevenly.
"That comes to 33 dollars even," said Tom, oddly.
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Old 04-16-2018, 03:03 PM
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"And that purchase comes to exactly 144 dollars" said Tom, grossly.
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Old 04-16-2018, 03:20 PM
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"You gave me only $10 back from my $20 bill...oh, here's the rest," said Tom, changing his tune.
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:09 PM
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"I'm worried about my nose and have booked an appointment with an otorhinolaryngologist", said Tom uneasily.
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:34 PM
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[I’m embarrassed, but I don’t get it... Facepalm predicted...]

“I can’t start painting yet,” said Tom, uneasily.
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:56 PM
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"Uneasily" means "in a way that shows anxiety or discomfort". "Otorhinolaryngologist" is not an easy word to say.
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Old 04-19-2018, 10:37 PM
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"I'm always in good spirits after I see a Noel Coward play," Tom said blithely.
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Old 04-21-2018, 03:27 PM
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"Batten the hatches! Fill the ballast tanks! Dive! Dive! Dive!" ordered the submarine's commander, Captain Tom, with a sinking feeling.
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"The guy across the net from me is a Satan worshiper," said Tom, playing the Devil's advocate.
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Old 04-24-2018, 11:29 PM
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"I don't care how long this takes. I'm not getting off this toilet until I have a bowel movement," Tom thought, undeterred.
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:13 AM
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"Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit and only farted", said Tom, astutely.
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"Ugh, I wish someone would turn on the ceiling fan in here," Tom fumed.
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