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Old 06-14-2014, 08:13 AM
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"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
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Old 06-14-2014, 08:32 AM
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Old 06-14-2014, 11:13 AM
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Well, that's what we have in common: a hearing problem.
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Old 06-14-2014, 11:36 AM
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Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
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"Look,” whispered Chuck, and George lifted his eyes to heaven. (There is always a last time for everything.)
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
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Old 06-14-2014, 01:16 PM
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A niche in time saves Stein.
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It wants me! It wants food! But it has no stomach, can take no nourishment from what it ingests. It's acting on INSTINCT!
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Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead housepainter from Madison, Wisconsin, and is presently out tooling around the countryside in a hopped-up orange and black 1977 Mustang?
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Old 06-15-2014, 03:12 AM
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Old 06-15-2014, 08:59 AM
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Suppose a person couldn't possibly scream?
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Sorry. Uh, sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape crossed my mind, and then suddenly suddenly suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them yes, eating them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses, I'm a mental patient. I'm supposed to act out!
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I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!
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Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
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When I catch up with him, I'm gonna make the dismemberment of Mad Emperor Yuri look like a tea party.
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Old 06-15-2014, 06:09 PM
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You break all the laws of physics and you seriously think there wouldn't be a price? You went and killed the last fucking crew, and now you wanna kill us as well!
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You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other.
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The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into sort of a decline.
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There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015
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Old 06-16-2014, 06:42 AM
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When I told them what I saw, they got very quiet, and looked at me with great, quiet eyes. Quiet can tell you so much. Until they looked at me that way, I was certain that I had seen what I had seen. Dead certain. Of course, I hadn't. It was just that my life had become a nightmare, so naturally I saw the sort of things that inhabit a nightmare world. I saw a monster. When I told them that, they got very quiet.
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This nest of vipers, this spawn of the atom, the fenced-in and secret gathering of monsters alien to all humanity and to all God's creation!
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Old 06-16-2014, 08:15 AM
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The major cities of the world are being destroyed, one-by-one by the monsters: Moscow by Rodan, Peking by Mothra, London by Manda, Paris by Baragon. And, here's a special news bulletin. Godzilla is now in New York City. The city is being invaded by Godzilla!
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Old 06-16-2014, 08:17 AM
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I can't believe that Godzilla was the only surviving member of its species... But if we continue conducting nuclear tests, it's possible that another Godzilla might appear somewhere in the world again.
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
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Old 06-16-2014, 11:19 AM
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Old 06-16-2014, 01:09 PM
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April the 4th, 1984. To the past, or to the future. To an age when thought is free. From the Age of Big Brother, from the Age of the Thought Police, from a dead man... greetings.
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Wait a minute, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?
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