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Old 06-30-2014, 07:46 AM
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It is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning.
Churchill. Earth. 1942.
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:35 AM
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Churchill. Earth. 1942.
"Millennium." Movie. (1989).

(You didn't go far enough down the Google page)
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:17 PM
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Old 07-03-2014, 09:37 AM
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Old 07-03-2014, 11:12 AM
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. . . YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

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Note: Terry Pratchett's Discworld is brilliant, but is it science fiction?

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Douglas Quaid: [to himself] No shit.

Hauser: All my life, I worked for Mars Intelligence, I did Cohaagen's dirty work. But then I met someone, a woman. She taught me a few things, like I was playing for the wrong team. All I can do now is make up for it. You see...

[Points to his head]

Hauser: ...there's enough shit in here to fuck Cohaagen good. But if you're hearing this, it means is that he's got to me first. Now, here comes the hard part, old buddy. Now it is all up to you.

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Old 07-03-2014, 06:06 PM
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Note: Terry Pratchett's Discworld is brilliant, but is it science fiction? . . . .
Ah. Thought fantasy was included - or was the quote on feeding after midnight not from Gremlins?
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Ah. Thought fantasy was included - or was the quote on feeding after midnight not from Gremlins?
I messed up when I quoted from My Little Ponies, but many here are aware I don't know the difference between six and seven, so I think they kindly overlooked it.
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Old 07-04-2014, 09:29 AM
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Old 07-04-2014, 10:01 AM
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Could the pilot be drunk? Improbable though that seemed, Falcon considered it seriously for a moment.
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