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So they give them away-- to their sons
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Old 04-06-2018, 07:01 AM
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A wearer of hosiery; a fine young man
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Robin Hood, his hosiery was green.
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Old 04-06-2018, 02:55 PM
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The lady at the counter has blue hair
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It's the style that has me staring.
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Old 04-06-2018, 04:14 PM
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WTF is that she's wearing?
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Old 04-06-2018, 04:17 PM
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That's too much info, why are you sharing?
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Her green eyes were quite captivating
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Old 04-06-2018, 09:38 PM
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Old 04-06-2018, 09:40 PM
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Old 04-06-2018, 10:15 PM
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Old 04-06-2018, 11:13 PM
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:27 AM
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I call her the Black Beauty.
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Old 04-07-2018, 12:59 PM
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Some think that’s a bit snooty.
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:33 PM
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It's wet and windy and cloudy and cold.
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:59 PM
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:21 PM
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Yep, I bought it for a sum that was paltry.
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Old 04-07-2018, 07:06 PM
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It's wet and windy and cloudy and cold.
Yes, this winter is getting real old.
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Old 04-07-2018, 07:57 PM
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Old 04-07-2018, 08:59 PM
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:10 PM
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:58 PM
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And we're now getting six inches of snow.
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Old 04-08-2018, 09:29 AM
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:46 AM
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I dont know, but it sure is sunny.
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:04 PM
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Old 04-09-2018, 06:56 AM
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Ours too, which is good 'cause we've had all we can take.
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Old 04-09-2018, 07:34 AM
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We've never had winter break, til this year, and it snowed.

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Old 04-09-2018, 09:52 AM
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Here's hoping for a sunny, fine spring down the road!
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:17 PM
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And my allergies - oy! Gotta get rid of our goat.
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Old 04-09-2018, 12:29 PM
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And now I'm bereft of feta
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Old 04-09-2018, 05:28 PM
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Go buy some. You'll feel betta'.
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Old 04-09-2018, 05:39 PM
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I like cheese.
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Old 04-09-2018, 05:39 PM
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But wouldn't gouda be tastier?

[Beckdawrek: Remember to rhyme, please.]

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( Sorry, I thought it was rhyming couplets, it has to change to keep moving, I will only rhyme from here, if that is the rules)
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Old 04-09-2018, 08:47 PM
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Actually, I think feta and betta' were the rhyming couplets, so Beck's "cheese" was the start of the next one (albeit 'I like cheese' ain't much of a rhyme to work with).

Playing off buddah_david's ending with tastier:

But Limburger might be even crazier
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:07 PM
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As stinky cheeses go, it's pretty strong
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:21 PM
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Smells like the 20-year-old water in my bong.
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:25 PM
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That's gotta be some unique smell.
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Old 04-09-2018, 11:46 PM
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Old 04-10-2018, 12:18 AM
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I still like cheese, many kinds of cheese, but my favorite cheese is a Brie.
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Too bad that crap ain't free.
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Old 04-10-2018, 01:13 AM
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No votes for Cheddar? It's my fave.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:37 AM
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